Screen Junkies » Red-Band Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 15 Aug 2014 17:45:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 RED-BAND TRAILER FOR ‘THE GOODS’ IS NSFW FOR BOOBS, POTTY-MOUTH PIVEN http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/red-band-trailer-for-the-goods-is-nsfw-for-boobs-potty-mouth-piven/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/red-band-trailer-for-the-goods-is-nsfw-for-boobs-potty-mouth-piven/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 A brand new red-band trailer for the Will Ferrell & Adam McKay-produced, Jeremy Piven-starring THE GOODS: LIVE HARD. SELL HARD has arrived on the nets and, boy of boy does she have a f**king mouth on her.  I use the feminine to describe the trailer like one might describe a sailing vessel.  But it also makes it a lot easier to segue into the fact that this trailer has problems keeping her shirt on.  Yes, this one's got boobs aplenty on top of Piven and company's potty mouths.  There's so much big, fake mammarage that I'm forced to put the trailer AFTER the jump, so as not to scar our younger audiences, who shouldn't be watching it in the first place.  (Read: if you're under 17, lie to the computer; it doesn't know, like you're parents don't know you read this site.) Ashley Lowe, Christmas In July (Gorillamask) If State Fair Rides Were Honest (Holytaco) Mormons Fear Hollywood The Most (Filmdrunk) 50 Awesome Meat Products (Manofest) Steampunk Style Pacman Game Is Awesome (Walyou) A Couple Of Little-Known But Well-Loved TV Shows (Pajiba) 5 Things Movie Trailers Need To Stop Doing (Cracked) 12 Girls In Their Underwear Telling Knock-Knock Jokes (Sickpigs) Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes Of All Time (Coedmagazine) The Best Celebrity Plastic Surgeries (Celebjihad) The Made Man 2009 Trailblazers (Mademan) Gina Carano Looks And Feels Good (Cagepotato) 13 Child Prodigies To Watch (Unreality) The Best Pinup Posters Of The 1970s (Asylum) If You Waste Beer At A Baseball Game, You Deserve TO Be Hit (Bustedcoverage) Items People Must Have Bought While Drunk Searching Ebay (Uncoached) The 5 Most Expensive US Military Vehicles To Date (Regretfulmorning) The 5 Most Annoying Guys To Play NCAA 10 With (Bachelorguy) Prostitutes Feeling Economic Crunch (Moondogsports) A Unicycle Destroys An Escalator (Nothingtoxic) Seeing Old School Friends, Almost As Awkward As High School (Atomfilms)

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A brand new red-band trailer for the Will Ferrell & Adam McKay-produced, Jeremy Piven-starring THE GOODS: LIVE HARD. SELL HARD has arrived on the nets and, boy of boy does she have a f**king mouth on her.  I use the feminine to describe the trailer like one might describe a sailing vessel.  But it also makes it a lot easier to segue into the fact that this trailer has problems keeping her shirt on. 

Yes, this one’s got boobs aplenty on top of Piven and company’s potty mouths.  There’s so much big, fake mammarage that I’m forced to put the trailer AFTER the jump, so as not to scar our younger audiences, who shouldn’t be watching it in the first place.  (Read: if you’re under 17, lie to the computer; it doesn’t know, like you’re parents don’t know you read this site.)

Ashley Lowe, Christmas In July (Gorillamask)

If State Fair Rides Were Honest (Holytaco)

Mormons Fear Hollywood The Most (Filmdrunk)

50 Awesome Meat Products (Manofest)

Steampunk Style Pacman Game Is Awesome (Walyou)

A Couple Of Little-Known But Well-Loved TV Shows (Pajiba)

5 Things Movie Trailers Need To Stop Doing (Cracked)

12 Girls In Their Underwear Telling Knock-Knock Jokes (Sickpigs)

Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes Of All Time (Coedmagazine)

The Best Celebrity Plastic Surgeries (Celebjihad)

The Made Man 2009 Trailblazers (Mademan)

Gina Carano Looks And Feels Good (Cagepotato)

13 Child Prodigies To Watch (Unreality)

The Best Pinup Posters Of The 1970s (Asylum)

If You Waste Beer At A Baseball Game, You Deserve TO Be Hit (Bustedcoverage)

Items People Must Have Bought While Drunk Searching Ebay (Uncoached)

The 5 Most Expensive US Military Vehicles To Date (Regretfulmorning)

The 5 Most Annoying Guys To Play NCAA 10 With (Bachelorguy)

Prostitutes Feeling Economic Crunch (Moondogsports)

A Unicycle Destroys An Escalator (Nothingtoxic)

Seeing Old School Friends, Almost As Awkward A High School (Atomfilms)


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