^{It’s Friday the 13th. We had to show you something scary.}

If you were under the impression that director and Bagel Bites Eating Champ Brett Ratner is a talentless hack, you’ve got it all wrong. Not only has he directed some of the biggest movies of all time, but he’d also make for a great leading man. Don’t believe me? Check out the hilariously creepy Ratner Films. I think you’ll come ’round to my side of the fence.

Oh yes, the me being pantless thing? Sorry about that. I don’t get a lot of visitors on this side of the fence.