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‘The Walking Dead’ Limps Towards Cable Ratings Record, Eats Its Brain
Monday, October 13 by

The title is a colorful way of saying that ‘The Walking Dead’ premiere was the highest-rated cable episode ever.

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Bill Hader Hosted The Lowest-Rated ‘SNL’ Episode Ever
Monday, October 13 by

In fairness to Hader, the show has been performing terribly since last season.

My God, it's a sharkscraper.
Highest-Ever ‘Shark Week’ Ratings Prove People Still Enjoy Sharks In Non-Tornado Form
Monday, August 11 by

Maybe they should spin off proprietary weeks for things like “vegans” or “candlemaking.” This has legs.

Teenagers won't really know or care about these guys.
‘The Expendables 3′ Gets Troublesome ‘PG-13′ Rating
Thursday, July 3 by

Normally an R rating is the one to avoid. Not this time.

She then later sent a Tweet asking fans to maybe give her a ride to O'Hare at 6:30 AM, then maybe help her move this weekend.
Last Night Oprah Begged For Ratings In A Very Un-Orpah-Like Fashion
Monday, February 13 by

My prayers have been answered.

I wanted to memorialize all the girls I banged this summer with a photograph.
2011 Cable Ratings: More People Watching Good Shows, More People Watching Crap
Thursday, December 29 by

20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.

Funny PG Movies For Adults
Monday, April 11 by Travis Petersen

These days, PG movies tend to be aimed at kids, but there have been plenty of funny PG movies for adults released over the years. The PG rating used to…

10 Highest Rated Movies 2010
Saturday, February 26 by Dan MacIntosh

The 10 highest rated movies 2010 is a list that includes something for nearly everyone. Whether you like animated movies, like "Tangled", or creepy and scary ones, such as "Shutter…

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‘Conan’ Is A Hit, Insists Conan’s Agent and Conan’s Mom
Tuesday, January 25 by

When is a hit show possibly not a hit show? When everyone is DVRing it.