Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio is 48-years-old and he looks like he’s 12, or Scott Baio at 12. Back in 1984, he had girls swooning over his crane kick, and now he’s married and no longer a bad-ass. The guy doesn’t even have a raunchy sex tape with leather clad hookers or politicians. Wax On, F*ck Off, a new documentary that was all the rage at the Hoboken Film Festival, follows Macchio as he tries to restore his reputation and convince people he’s not just another non-burnout pussy.

Check out the trailer for this important fictitious film after the jump.