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‘Looper’, ‘Anonymous’, And ‘Lockout’ Do The Release Date Shuffle
Thursday, June 9 by

Hope you like waiting longer for movies.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones and Judy Greer To Flirt With Their Kids’ Soccer Coach
Tuesday, April 5 by

I would like to volunteer coach for the league that has CZT, Jessica Biel, and Uma Thurman as soccer moms.

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Gerard Butler Is Going To Kick Dennis Quaid Into A Pit
Monday, March 21 by

Gerard Butler’s abdominal muscles are about to give Old Man Dennis Quaid a reality check. The objects of housewife fantasies past and present will star opposite one another in Gabriele Muccino’s Playing The Field.

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Jessica Biel And Uma Thurman To Star In Soccer Comedy, Will They Take Their Shirts Off?
Tuesday, February 22 by

Though I get bored watching soccer, it’d be hard for me to get bored staring at Jessica Biel and Uma Thurman. So I’m gonna call the new soccer movie ‘Playing The Field’ a tie.