In Honor Of Lindsay Lohan: The Playboy Covers Of The Stars

Wookie Johnson — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:29:04 +0000

It wasn’t scheduled for release until next week, but wouldn’t you know it… Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover has leaked online early. Along with statements from her publicist. How could this ever have happened? Maybe the armored truck that was transporting the photo was high-jacked by bandits or something.

Anyway, the cover features a naked Lindsay straddling a chair shaped like the Playboy logo with the chair back hiding the good parts. Also not pictured, the photo assistant in charge of Windexing that chair between shots.

Lindsay will debut the entire spread on the December 15th episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. I think we all know whose decision that was…

Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy

Wookie Johnson — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:46:16 +0000

In news that would give you a boner back in 2004, Lindsay Lohan has posed nude for Playboy. TMZ reports that despite her rotten teeth and bloody fingers, Hugh Hefner has paid her close to $1 million to strip off. It’s reported that some of the shoots have alread taken place with more scheduled to happen.

However, there is no indication when the pictures will be released or what level of butt-nekkidness will be on display. It’s obvious that she’s doing this for the money since her lifestyle has compromised her career. My only question is, what was the hold-up? We all knew this day would come. In fact, we’ve had a draft of this article saved for years. Just like news outlets do with celebrity obituaries.

If only she posed back when the nickname “fire crotch” was in reference to her hair color.

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In Honor Of Lindsay Lohan: The Playboy Covers Of The Stars

Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy