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Eight Truths And A Lie About Birthday Boy Wilford Brimley http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/eight-truths-and-a-lie-about-birthday-boy-wilford-brimley/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/eight-truths-and-a-lie-about-birthday-boy-wilford-brimley/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:31:00 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=230090 When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, "Don't call this number again, dammit."

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Today is Wilford Brimley’s 77th birthday. Before you duck out on the office early to head off to some rager celebrating the WB’s big day, Screen Junkies would like to let you know exactly who you are celebrating. Wilford Brimley is so much more than a man with a mustache that suffers from diabeetus. He is also a proud father, loving widower, and a passionate outdoors-man.

Please note that eight of the items listed are true, and one is a lie. Because we value responsible journalism at Break Media, we will provide you with an answer as to which is the lie, but not before you click through to the end. I need those page views.

Enjoy!

9. Wilford Brimley Has Used His Own Money To Reverse Bans On Horse Racing and Cockfighting

He has invested in and raised racehorses, and argues that the ban on cockfighting is an infringement on personal liberties.

8. Wilford Brimley Is A Mormon

He was born in Salt Lake City and has been devoted to the church his entire life.

7. Wilford Brimley Released A Jazz Album In 2004

He titled it This Time, The Dream’s On Me, and it features a number of jazz standards.

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Johnny Depp Gets LEGO’d, Because All Things Must Get LEGO’d http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/johnny-depp-gets-legod-because-all-things-must-get-legod/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/johnny-depp-gets-legod-because-all-things-must-get-legod/#comments Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:51:22 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=24327 Johnny Depp is the latest to get the LEGO treatment, specifically for his role as swishbuckler Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Natalie Portman pretends she knows how to do ballet in LEGOs. Conan O’Brien insists we stop calling him “Coco” in LEGOs. Keanu Reeves took the red pill and realized the shocking truth that all humans are now made of LEGOs. Whenever’s a movie, a TV show, a video game, or a TV movie based on a video game is released, the great LEGO gods decide there must be a separate but blocky and yellow-faced version too.

So it’s no surprise that Johnny Depp is the latest to get the LEGO treatment, specifically for his role as swishbuckling Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. (See image to the right.) Depp will most likely shit reconstructable bricks when he learns that it took more than 150,000 blocks and 200 man hours to complete builder Erik Varszegi’s tribute. It’s all part of the lead-up to Manhattan’s American International Toy Fair, where hopefully you can get that awesome little LEGO Wizard I used to love. His wand glowed-in-the-dark, a feat I’m sure Capt. Brick Sparrow cannot top.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides sails into theaters this May. (People)

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