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Unauthorized ‘Piranha 3DD’ Set Photos Are Wet ‘N Spoilery
Thursday, June 9 by

Caution: potential ‘Piranha 3DD’ Spoilers. Also, watch out for mutant piranhas in general. Those guys are jerks.

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Gary Busey Joins ‘Piranha 3DD’. Better Cover Up, Ladies.
Wednesday, April 27 by

Those piranha don’t stand a chance.

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Don’t Make Plans To See ‘Apollo 18′ Next Month Or This Year
Friday, March 25 by

Fine. I need the extra time to get my taxes in anyways.

‘Piranha 3DD’ Schedules Blood, Boobs for August 2011
Wednesday, October 20 by

It's no surprise that Piranha 3D is getting a sequel. It's also no surprise that the sequel's title contains a pun involving breasts (Piranha 3DD). What is surprising is the fact that the film is scheduled to hit theaters in August 2011. I know they're not exactly going for an Oscar, but less than a year is still a pretty quick turn around time.

John Gulager (Feast) is set to direct, while Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan (Saw sequels) will pen the script. Let's hope Melton and Dunstan are fast writers. To speed things up, might I suggest using the word "tits" instead of "breasts," the word "fish" instead of "piranha," and the symbol for "$" in place of the words "plot," "character development" and "dignity." (Empire)