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Donald Trump’s Hair: A Comprehensive Gallery

Jame Gumb — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 20:24:09 +0000

I work from home and write for the web, so as you’d imagine, I have a bad haircut. As such, I shouldn’t be one to criticize another man’s do. After all, those in glass houses…etc.

Click here to see the Donald Trump Hair Diagram.

But Donald Trump‘s hair is a different animal all together (insert raccoon joke here). When you see a normal person with a bad hair style, you wonder what they were thinking. But with Trump, it’s not a question of what. It’s a question of how and why. How does he get his hair to do whatever the hell it does, and why doesn’t he use his money to buy a wig or some decent hair plugs? Unfortunately, those questions will never be answered. All we can do is stare at the following pictures of Donald Trump’s hair and wonder.

Movie Night With The SJ Girls

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Screen Junkies fans (yes, we have them) Sara and Janelle decided to show off their new gear by having a movie night. They sent us the pics and now I share them with you. I call this piece "S&J For SJ."

Well hello, Ladies. Where’d you get that snazzy swag?

Circa 1996, when VHS and ‘Tin Cup’ were popular.

"How are we gonna play these?!"

She’s locked and loaded with her ‘Toy Story‘ sandwich holder.

First up, ‘Menace II Society’.

F*ck da Police!

Someone loves their popocorn…

Makin’ it rain kernals!

Vampire attacks give Sara heartburn.

Repercussions of a popcorn O.D.

Frazzled the next morning with no recollection of the night before.

20 Killer Assassin Movies

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:42:47 +0000

Hollywood has an overwhelming fascination with people who kill other people for a living. The below movies center on characters with excellent marksmanship and a penchant for professional hits.

Take a SHOT at NAILING all of the titles.

15 Celebrities Servicing Invisible Men

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 06 May 2010 15:50:30 +0000

Let your imagination do the rest.

15 Funny Movie Marquees

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:10:48 +0000

One ticket, please. (Check out this video for more funny movie marquee fails)

Today’s Marquee Links

24 Hot Girls Working Out

Sexual Favor Fail

Anchorman 2 a No-Go

15 Best Examples of The Xzibit Meme

Col. Longshanks — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:00:07 +0000

Yo Dawg, we heard you like memes and galleries, so we put a whole bunch of Yo Dawg memes from YoDawgYo and other galleries into one Yo Dawg meme gallery of the best Yo Dawg memes.

25 Real Life Superheroes

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:41:09 +0000

Kick-Ass kicked a dragon’s ass at the box office this past weekend, so we thought we’d honor the triumph by showcasing 25 real life superheroes. Mayb Kick-Ass can team up with Captain Ozone Ireland for the sequel. I heard he’s got sweet nunchuck skillz.

20 Poor Pugs in Movie Costumes

Col. Longshanks — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:30:48 +0000

Why are pugs specifically so much fun to humiliate?

Teen Wolf Pug

Syriana Pug

Tin Man Pug

Arachnophobia Pug

Spiderman Pug

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey Pug

Pugman of Alcatraz

Marilyn Pugroe

Spock Pug

Last Unicorn Pug

Easy Rider Pug

Darth Vader Pug

Lake Placid Pug

Batman Pug

Nacho Libre Pug

Dracula Pug

Men in Black Pug

Wonder Woman Pug

Jabba the Hut Pug

Yoda Pug

Stormtroopers are Just Like Us

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:00:47 +0000

RedandJonny are a nice, young married couple who just happen to wear Stormtrooper helmets and document their adventures. You can check out their Flickr account here, but I’ve picked 25 of my favorite shots.

25 Creepy Celebrity Wax Sculptures

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:15:31 +0000

Melt down these false idols! Every last one of ‘em!

Today’s Marquee Links

Your Own C3PO

10 Self Gratification Stations

Woman With 4 Breasts

20 Soul-Damaging Photos

20 Awesome Photobombed Movie Stills

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:15:50 +0000

Every Friday we here at Screen Junkies bomb a famous movie still. Here’s a gallery of them.

‘American History X‘

‘Ghost’

‘Jurassic Park‘

‘Say Anything’

‘Rear Window’

‘Saving Private Ryan‘

‘Fool’s Gold’

‘The Shining‘

‘Reservoir Dogs‘

‘Robocop‘

‘Troy’

‘Full Metal Jacket‘

‘The Quick and the Dead’

‘Bad Boys’

‘Crash’

‘The Rock’

‘The Room’

‘From Dusk Till Dawn’

‘The Godfather‘

‘Diary of a Mad Black Woman’

Today’s Marquee Links

A Guide to Panties

Light Speed Will Kill You

Asdis Ran Pics

Funny Fortune Cookies

25 Sexy Stormtroopers

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:05:52 +0000

Aren’t you a little hot for a stormtrooper?

Today’s Marquee Links

25 Hot Winter Olympians

Sad Valentine’s Products

Movies Named After Holidays

20 Epic Logo Fails

20 Celebs Falling on Their Asses

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:28:28 +0000

It’s always so magical to catch a falling star…

Sylvester Stallone

Carmen Electra

Paris Hilton

Tara Reid

Sharon Stone

Amy Winehouse

Jimmy Fallon

Fergie

Lady Gaga

George W. Bush

Beyoncé

Sarah Jessica Parker

Dakota Fanning

Jessica Simpson

Nicole Richie

Jim Carrey

Katy Perry

Jenny McCarthy

Alicia Silverstone

Conan O’Brien

25 Awesome Fan-Made Vehicle Replicas

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:41:39 +0000

Some of these vehicles are exact replicas of the ones in popular movies and TV shows, while others are simply inspired by the material. Regardless, they are all awesome, and some day I will own an airplane hanger where I can store the lot of them. Can you name the movies and shows they all come from?

Today’s Marquee Links

Vehicles Inspired by Anime

These People Exist

Soccer Fan Charges Field

Yanah’s Got a Gun

20 Best Movie Mustaches of the Aughts

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:01:52 +0000

Twas a fine decade for facial hair in cinema. There were men donning mustaches a plenty, but we toiled and twirled the ‘staches we can’t grow and picked the twenty best. Did we leave off your favorite one? Let us know who else sported an exemplary mustache on film in the past ten years.

Today’s Marquee Links

194 Geeky Trees & Ornaments

Sexy Santas

Hot Italian Track Star

Stephanie Pratt Pics

20 Weird Movie and TV Holiday Cards

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:15 +0000

The holiday spirit is hidden somewhere in these greetings…

25 Kickass Custom Kicks

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Represent your favorite movies and TV shows by sportin’ them when you strut, shuffle, or, if you’re in a spritely mood, skip. Do you want these shoes? Do you have them? Can you send me the Marty McFly ones in a size 10?

A HISTORY OF G.I. JOE WAR CRIMES

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

By Seymour Hersh, Investigative Journalist

To most Americans, the G.I. Joes are an elit fighting force, made up of our nation’s best and brightest, who risk their lives to safeguard our country and its values. But like most patriotic fairy tales, the truth is far more disturbing. From the My Lai Massacre to Abu Ghraib, the G.I. Joe’s have been behind every major atrocity of the past forty years. Time and time again the Joes have jeopardized American national security in order to advance their own narrow agenda.

What began in the late 60’s as a special forces unit has grown into the most powerful, and arguably most corrupt, military organization in the world. The success of the Joes can be attributed to the ruthless leadership of Major General Clayton M. Abernathy, better known as General Hawk. Hawk, whose wealthy Denver family bought his way into West Point, positioned the Joes to ride the patriotic wave of Ronald Reagan’s America to the height of their power in the mid-eighties. After some lean years under Bill Clinton, the Joes found themselves back on top after the events of 9/11.

Today the Joes are a reactionary fighting force, pimping themselves to any tin-pot dictator or unscrupulous corporation that needs a problem to ‘disappear.’ They continue to use the endless “War on COBRA” to justify their corrupt pursuit of power for power’s sake. The follwing details the Joes’ history of murder, drug trafficking, and other crimes.

Men have died to keep these facts from the public, but now you know…an knowing is half the battle.

– SEYMOUR HERSH

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