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Here are your weekend links.

_{Win a Tim Burton Signed Alice in Wonderland Prop (Moviefone)}

_{If the Oscars Were Honest (Asylum)}

_{What if Burton Never Met Depp? (FlickSided)}

_{Brett Favre Talks Retirement, Hannah Montana (PopEater)}

_{FilmDrunk’s Guide to the Oscars (FilmDrunk)}

_{Star Wars in the Real World Gallery (Unreality)}

_{Who Knew Golfing Could Be So Painful (TotalProSports)}

_{Sex: Have Your Cake and Eat It Too (Maxim)}

_{10 Fatass Oscar Winners (CelebJihad)}

_{WEC 47 Weigh-Ins Go Smoothly, Now Comes Violence (CagePotato)}

_{10 Best Quotes of 2009 (Pajiba)}

_{Giant Robot Fighting Monsters! (Atom)}

_{Female Pickup Artists (MadeMan)}

_{2011 Shelby Mustang Pace Car (AllLeftTurns)}