Eight-year olds, Dude.

It’s the film Disney doesn’t want you to see (besides those anti-Semitic ones). Ben Hibond (the guy who did the awesome animated sequence in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) has signed on to direct Pan, the dark retelling of “Peter Pan.” Originally set up for Guillermo del Toro, the film re-imagines the story of Captain Hook as a disgraced detective on the hunt for a childlike kidnapper. God only knows what that sick freak is doing with those Lost Boys. All we know is that in direct opposition of his personal mantra, those children will NEVER speak up.

Sounds like a solid concept to me. I never trusted Peter Pan, what with his sprightly jaunt and soft features. The mischievous smile and that glass eye. You know what, maybe it’s just Sandy Duncan that I don’t trust. (Variety)

She played a slut in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. She played an amateur pornstar in Zach and Miri. Now, actress Elizabeth Banks is taking the next logical step: a live-action version of Tinkerbell, the magical pixie from Walt Disney’s Peter Pan.

Banks is developing and will star in Tink, a film that “plays with the mischievous nature" of the famous character. Hopefully, "mischievous nature" is code for topless breast play. Besides, a little female nudity will help postpone the inevitable gay-porn parody, Twink. (/Film)