Can’t we just renew the entire series while we’re at it.

HBO’s really pumping money into this show now.

He’s either playing a mutant or a short human. We think.

The Storm Of Swords begins

All your favorites are back. Some with cool new scars!

Who ya got?

Just put it with the others.

Imps say the darndest things.

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

Game of Thrones is back, with about 100 new characters.

The bitch is back.

So many new characters. I’m already dizzy.

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

If you thought ‘Two and a Half Men’ was funny…what the hell is wrong with you?

Because we’re tired of watching happy, attractive people dance.

The man can even make LARPers likable.

Stick with Tyrion. That guy will hook you up with whatever you want. Gold, women, or perhaps a preview from the next new episode of “Game of Thrones”?