Those are tears of crazy.
Paula Abdul Is Now A Judge On The Australian ‘So You Think You Can Dance’
Monday, October 21 by

No one reading cares about this show, but this is still a funny story.

Simon Cowell held her nose like this for forty-five minutes. It looks like she's starting to pass out.
Smell Ya Later, ‘X Factor’!: 6 New Careers For Paula Abdul
Tuesday, January 31 by

Please get back on TV, Paula. This news makes us feel dead inside.

Homies 4-Eva status revoked
Paula Abdul Hands Over ‘X Factor’ Badge And Gun
Tuesday, January 31 by

Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.

Her story must be told.
6 Rock Stars Who Deserve Their Own Biopics (Besides Keith Richards)
Wednesday, September 7 by

Not all music biopics have to be sad. Some can be ridiculous.

American Idol Guest Judges
Saturday, August 6 by Amin El-Gazzar

"American Idol" has been a launching pad for many talented young singers, and that's partly thanks to the "American Idol" guest judges. The judging dynamic was ruptured when Paula Abdul…

Johnny Nunez
Reality Shows Your Girlfriend Will Make You Watch
Thursday, July 14 by

There are reality shows and then there are reality show that your girlfriend will make you watch. Sounds like torture? It doesn’t have to be…

cheryl-cole
Simon Cowell’s ‘X Factor’ To Introduce Cheryl Cole To American Boners
Monday, April 25 by

He’d also like to re-introduce known boner-killer, Paula Abdul.