Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
He’ll have to act with his face.
Who says CGI parrots can’t be funny?
It’s one thing if it’s just another bad horror action movie, but it’s sad how much work is wasted on this.
Director: Scott Charles Stewart Cast:
There has always been man, and there have always been vampires.
“There is no vampire threat.”
The upcoming horror movie Priest looks kind of cool, if you’re not all vamped out after Twilight and the like.
Director: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck Cast: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie Paul Bettany Synopsis: Revolves around Frank, an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. Elise is an extraordinary…
If you’re into blind vampires, Catholicism, and Paul Bettany’s abs, you’re really going to like this new trailer for Priest. If you could live without most of those things, you…
Director: Scott Charles Stewart
Cast: Paul Bettany, Maggie Q., Karl Urban, Christopher Plummer, Brad Dourif
Synopsis: A priest disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.
Release: May 13, 2011
Oh good, another friggen vampire movie. But in all fairness, at least Priest takes place in the future, and to be honest, looks kind of awesome.
"In a world wrecked by centuries of violent warfare between man and vampire, a warrior priest turns against the church in order to save his kidnapped niece from a homicidal gang of vampires."
Between this character and the priest in Machete, I'm beginning to think the Vatican has launched some sort of PR campaign to make priests seem more like bad asses and less like effeminate child-molesters. Good luck with that. (Coming Soon)
Watch the Priest trailer after the jump…
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