Insert Tom Cruise here.
8 Actors Who Could Play Patrick Bateman In The ‘American Psycho’ Remake
Wednesday, December 21 by

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

"I DO like Huey Lewis, Patrick! This is turning out to be a great night!"
‘American Psycho’ Is Getting A Remake
Thursday, December 8 by

That was fast.