Go Joe! Again!!

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.

Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.

The story came about after a Paramount PR rep, wanted you to ask him, just this once, about his affairs.

Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.

The Zombie Ultimatum?

As if there was ever any doubt.

Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.

The director is in talks to creep out an entirely new generation.

The writers behind ‘MI:4′, Josh Appelbaum and Andre Nemec, have been asked to repair the Turtle Blimp.

This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!

A superhero movie? It’ll never work.

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.

Paramount gave the interwebs a ton of new pictures showing the film’s many, many humans.

Production value!

In case Schwarzenegger’s secret kid is pushing the ‘Super 8′ kids temporarily out of your head, here’s some more preview stuff.

There’s a part in the latest ‘American Pie’ movie for an 18-20 year old hottie. There’s also a part in my movie for one of those too… uh, yeah…

Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.

Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (‘Catfish’) have been hired to direct ‘Paranormal Activity 3′, not the making-of documentary.

Faris has been offered the lead female role in ‘The Dictator’. Will it be one of the rare, funny Anna Faris movies?

Many writers have tried to write this Jack Ryan movie. All have failed.

Sacha Baron Cohen is holding court to determine who will be in his latest movie ‘The Dictator’. These actors will try to curry Cohen’s favor, and have their rivals… eliminated.

Study these stills for 10 hours or so and uncover clues I assume are there.

Paramount offered him a film to direct where the actors wouldn’t wear ping-pong-ball-suits. I know – pure craziness.

This is why they announce the release dates early, so you can start making arrangements.

Note to Paramount: you could also earn millions by NOT making this movie.

These preview clips show us that Thor has a few key weaknesses: women with tasers, large security guards and sleepy medicine.

Paramount thought they could make a Chris Pine-starring Jack Ryan film before ‘Star Trek 2′. They thought wrong.

The director is finally dusting off his sci-fi caper film, with the clever name “untitled ‘Moon’ project,” and is talking to Fox, Rosario Dawson, Andrew Garfield and many more.

A Hollywood studio was not able to create a remake out of something. Read that sentence again. The end is nigh.