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Nancy Grace’s Nipple And 8 Other Unwanted Nude Celebrities

Penn Collins — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:13:02 +0000

Nancy Grace is vehemently denying we saw her nude nipple on the last episode of Dancing with the Stars. God, I never thought I’d be eager to agree with Nancy Grace, but here we are. Rather than give you just the one heinous photo of what could possibly be Nancy Grace’s nipple, we decided to go whole hog and convey how much we actually dislike our readers by giving them eight more unsavory upskirt, nip slips, and wardrobe malfunctions. It’s a sex videos nightmare. Ugh.

Articles like this are every writer’s dream. Smell that shit? That’s Pulitzer.

9. Nancy Grace

It looks like 2012 came a little early. How is she denying that there is a nipple under that pink star? If there’s no nipple under there, then the real story is that Nancy Grace lacks nipples, which is something I have suspected for a few years now.

8. Tara Reid

Hey Tara. Nice boob job. No, I can’t see the scar. Also, did you get your breasts shined? Terrific.

7. Amy Winehouse

Is this creepier because Amy Winehouse is dead or because she looked like this when she was alive.

Blake Lively Nude Pics a Career Killer

Jame Gumb — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 18:55:54 +0000

The nude photos of actress Blake Lively that have been floating around the Internet are now being denounced as fakes. Of course, the denouncement is coming from Lively’s publicist, so take it for what it’s worth. But honestly, at this point, I’m surprised Lively’s camp is even bothering to comment. Are they worried that this could somehow hurt her career? It’s 2011. Real or fake, who gives a damn about some blurry cell phone pics of a naked blond starlet? In a world where HD pornography is freely available at the touch of a button, I, for one, do not.

Perhaps there was a time when a nude photo might have damaged an actress’s career. But any remnants of that period were swept away the day a shitty rapper named Ray Jay put his fear of herpes aside and took a dip in Kim Kardashian‘s squalid innards. To be fair, we can take the way-back machine even further, to 2003, when a bright-green Paris Hilton went down on a degenerate gambler for all the world to see. And as early as the late 90′s, Hep C poster child Pam Anderson was busy videotaping her self with different rock stars. Keep in mind, this was when Clinton was still in office, and most people were still using dial up modems and conventional phones. Two presidents, two wars, and a Star Wars Trilogy later, is it really news when some actress flashes her cans? Once the kids from the Disney Chanel (Vanessa Hudgens) are doing it, can we really call it shocking? Unless she is videotaped having a three way with Roman Polanski and Justin Bieber, color me unimpressed.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Contestant Pamela Anderson

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:58:00 +0000

Pamela Anderson is a gorgeous Canadian model/actress with beautiful American cleavage. She has posed in playboy five times and been in three different hit TV shows, including the über-popular “Baywatch.” She is (was?) considered one of the most beautiful people in the world.

A word from Pamela: “I have this phobia: I don’t lik mirrors. And I don’t watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room.”

I usually do that when I see you now too. And you have no idea how it breaks my heart.

More pics of Pam back in her glory days after the jump.

Pamela Anderson Covered in “Cream”

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Do you really need more than the headline to press play? Warming Glow found this ad for CrazyDomain and it features Pamela Anderson with another hot chick in bikinis covered in cream. For God’s sake, hit play already!

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WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12th 2009

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Blindfolds, bickering, shackles, mounds of snow, and serious daddy issues. All things you might find in Pamela Anderson’s bedroom. Your TV preview begins now!

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Network: Spike TV
Time: 9PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: Ahh, Return of the Jedi. The final chapter in the Star Wars saga. Go back to a more simple time before George Lucas took your childhood and dunked it in the shitter flushing repeatedly. I’ll take Ewoks over that pod race anyday.

MAN VS. WILD
Network: Discovery
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Bear goes to the Arctic Circle to hunt wild reindeer. Nice try Grylls. We all know that you’re secretly hunting Santa. You keep out of that workshop, you hear me? Those toys are for ALL OF US.

CRISS ANGEL: MINDFREAK
Network: A&E
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: In the opener for Season 5, the wizard is shackled and buried alive in a transparent coffin beneath ice and snow. I’ve heard of being buried beneath snow. And I’ve heard of being buried beneath ice. But never the two together. Consider my mind freaked!

MICHAEL & MICHAEL HAVE ISSUES

Network: Comedy Central

Time: 10:30 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: A college booking causes trouble between Showalter and Black. They’re alway fighting, these two. I wish they would hurry up and just bang already.

TOP CHEF MASTERS

Network: Bravo

Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: The final four contestants are given the task of cooking while blindfolded. Last time I tried that I wound up finding LEGO pieces in my lasagna and burned my penis pretty badly on the panini press.

WHO’S ON LATE?

LETTERMAN (repeat)
Sacha Baron Cohen, Joel McHale

CONAN
Gordon Ramsay, B.J. Novak

KIMMEL (repeat)
Larry King, Marissa Miller, Chester French

FERGUSON
Eric Bana, Holly Williams

FALLON
Jon Hamm, Hugh Dancy, Kitty Daisy and Lewis