Saving kicks for the sequel.

Big robots are the natural predators of big aliens.

Sonuvabitch!! They’re pretty much the same thing.

In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.

Suck it, monsters!

Oakland just got sh*ttier.

Del Toro gets dicked over again.

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?

A whole slew of Comic-Con announcements will serve 5% of you very well and frustrate the balance of you guys.

These new roles will raise their positions on the Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon game board.

Apparently, ridding the Earth of alien invaders is “Charlie work.”

Everything’s coming up Idris Elba.

Guillermo del Toro is pitting the young actor against some giant “malevolent” bugs. Benevolent bugs would be funnier.

Box office poison Tom Cruise strikes again!

Man, that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t bulldump around.

Turns out there is a lot of uncertainty about the future of ‘At The Mountains Of Madness’. Ah, that’s the Hollywood I know.