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7 Hasbro Properties Reimagined As Horror Films
Friday, October 21 by

It’s only a matter of time…

And "p" spells, "DERP"
Universal Realizes McG’s ‘Ouija’ Is A Dumb Idea
Wednesday, August 24 by

The studio doesn’t want to play anymore.

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It Appears The Ouija Movie Directed By McG Doesn’t Have An Amazing Script
Thursday, June 16 by

‘Ouija’ will serve as a bridge between the world of the living and the world of thin film plots.

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‘Ouija’ Scares A Writer Into Penning A McG Movie
Tuesday, April 19 by

Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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McG Actually Fighting To Direct ‘Ouija’
Monday, December 20 by

File this under “Ugh.” McG and Breck Eisner are actually battling it out over who GETS to direct the big screen adaptation of Ouija. That’s right. They’re both willingly going out for the project.

‘Taken’ Director Pierre Morel May As Well Direct Ouija Board Movie
Wednesday, October 20 by

"No. Seriously, do not listen to this thing. I do not have a crush on Cindy Hawkins."
I, like most others, reacted poorly when it was announced that Platinum Dunes are making a movie based off Hasbro's Ouija Board. "That's dumb," I thought. "There won't even be any room to work in French martial arts." Oh, how short-sighted I was, friends.
Taken director Pierre Morel is on the shortlist to direct the film. That means this will be the ass-kickingest game of Ouija ever played. All I see in my head when I think of this is a child-version of Liam Neeson breaking his older sister's fingers one by one until she admits she moved the planchette. Hopefully, he'll be able to get Neeson himself. You know, if Milton Bradley doesn't have him under retainer. (LA Times)

‘Ouija’ Movie Will Half-Scare the Crap Out of You
Tuesday, April 27 by

Spirits aren't likely to reach out. While promoting A Nightmare on Elm Street, Brad Fuller has been talking up some of his other half-cooked films. For instance, what's the deal with Ouija?"‘Ouija’ isn’t really a horror movie per se, it’s definitely more of a big action-adventure movie along the lines of…I gotta be careful what I compare it to [cough-JUMANJI-cough, cough]. But you know, it’s like a big action-adventure movie. And that script…I’ve read a couple pages of it, it seems good." I have an irrational fear of Ouija boards and ghosts ever since I watched Witchboard in the late 80's. (Note: it was before the Internet existed and my best chance at seeing Tawny Kitaen nude (Note: Tawny Kitaen was once worth seeing nude.).)"There are definitely horror elements, because it’s about Ouija and what happens from an Ouija board, but it’s a much bigger film. I would call it an action-adventure with horror elements."An action-adventure with horror elements. Sounds a lot like driving through Detroit. **clumsy rimshot results in finger jammy** (BloodyDisgusting)