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Neil Patrick Harris Was The Fourth Choice To Host The Oscars. Here Were The First Three.
Wednesday, October 22 by

Number four on the list, number one in our hearts.

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Neil Patrick Harris To (Finally) Host The Oscars
Wednesday, October 15 by

I DARE you to argue with this choice.

They're not sober.
Oscar Nominees Will Be Getting Weed Vaporizers In Their Gift Bags
Monday, August 18 by

“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”

Clap like a human, Steve!
Is There A Feud Between The ’12 Years A Slave’ Writer And Director
Tuesday, March 4 by

It appears so, yes. Please, keep reading…

That face tells you how Colbert REALLY feels about the Oscars.
Stephen Colbert Offers An Oscars Wrap-Up
Tuesday, March 4 by

Why didn’t he host the ceremony?

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Oscars 2014 Review: Academy Award Awards
Monday, March 3 by

Who were the REAL winners on Oscar night? Find out on the 2nd Annual GROUCHIES!!

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ReenSnackments – 2014 Academy Awards (Oscar Snacks)
Thursday, February 27 by

American Bushel. Of Corn.

They deserve bigger pillows to sit atop.
Here’s A List Of All The 2014 Oscars Presenters
Monday, February 24 by

Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.

'Flubber' was, surprisingly, not among the flubs.
SJ Show: Oscar Snubs And Flubs!
Thursday, January 16 by

Come for the snubs, stay for the flubs.

GIVE US THE LLAMA! WE DEMAND THE LLAMA!
Someone’s Trying To Sabotage Lana Del Rey’s Oscar Chances
Friday, December 20 by

This mystery person is doing God’s work.

The tuxedo budget for this shoot was impressive.
We’ve Got A Trailer For Ellen’s Oscar-Hosting
Friday, December 20 by

It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

You're welcome, America!
Seth MacFarlane Suggests Joaquin Phoenix Host The Oscars
Monday, May 20 by

Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.

This is what Tina Fey will be doing during next year's telecast, laying on a couch, presumably working on her night cheese.
Tina Fey Doesn’t Want To Host The Oscars Because A) It’s Hard For Women, And B) Hosting The Oscars Sucks
Wednesday, February 27 by

My vote is still for “John Goodman on a Treadmill” to host.

He will revert back to his day job as a mannequin at the Diesel store in the Beverly Center.
Seth MacFarlane Not Interested In Hosting The Oscars Again Because Who The F*ck Would Want That Job?
Tuesday, February 26 by

He made a mockery out of a mockery!

"Humph."
9 Instances Of James Cameron Just Being Ridiculous
Tuesday, March 27 by

Who Else Would Want To Tweet From The Ocean’s Deepest Point?

Classy.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison
Monday, March 5 by

We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.

Collectively, the nation gasped and asked, "Is Ben Stiller standing in a ditch or something?"
7 Sorta High Points From Last Night’s Oscars
Monday, February 27 by

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I would say "It's never too early," but this feels a little too early.
Screw It, Here Are Our 2013 Oscar Predictions
Monday, February 27 by

Are there any movies I’m missing? Yeah. Probably tons.

Thank god that's over with.
Here Are Your 2012 Academy Award Winners
Monday, February 27 by

Ah…the sweet smell of universal agreement.

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‘The Artist’ Wins Best Picture
Sunday, February 26 by

A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.

This schtick could get old fast.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Dictator Responds To Being Banned From Oscars
Friday, February 24 by

Ugh, it’s so hard to care.

"I'd like to pour some out for my homey Pete Postlethwaite. Mourn ya till I join ya, PeePee."
‘Best Original Song’: The Other Way To Win An Oscar
Thursday, February 23 by

What do Berlin, Three 6 Mafia, Madonna, Isaac Hayes, Eminem, and Phil Collins have in common? Not much at all.

When Oscars happen to bad movies.
7 Undeserving Movies That Managed To Score Oscars
Thursday, February 23 by

Decent performances, terrible films.

I can't believe this is actually a thing.
Sacha Baron Cohen And 6 Other Oscar “Controversies”
Thursday, February 23 by

This is a controversy in the same way a “too-soon” Whitney Houston Facebook post is a controversy.

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Oscars Ban Sacha Baron Cohen Because They Hate Fun
Wednesday, February 22 by

The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.

It's like the Oscars on welfare, which isn't actually a bad thing.
The Independent Spirit Awards (AKA The Hipster Oscars) Explained
Tuesday, February 21 by

If Billy Crystal found his way to this awards show, they would shoot him on sight.

Interesting, but I have a better idea.
Instead Of Hiring Cirque De Soleil, Turn The Oscars Into The ‘Hollywood Hunger Games’
Friday, February 17 by

“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”

The BAFTA's actual awards have the distinction of being the most terrifying.
Why Do We (Or Don’t We) Care About The BAFTAs?
Friday, February 10 by

Everything you wanted to know about the BAFTAs but were too smart to ask.

Teach me how to Uggie.
Uggie (The Dog From ‘The Artist’) Is Sick!!!
Monday, February 6 by

He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?