Number four on the list, number one in our hearts.
I DARE you to argue with this choice.
“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”
It appears so, yes. Please, keep reading…
Why didn’t he host the ceremony?
Who were the REAL winners on Oscar night? Find out on the 2nd Annual GROUCHIES!!
American Bushel. Of Corn.
Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.
Come for the snubs, stay for the flubs.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.
Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.
My vote is still for “John Goodman on a Treadmill” to host.
He made a mockery out of a mockery!
Who Else Would Want To Tweet From The Ocean’s Deepest Point?
We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Are there any movies I’m missing? Yeah. Probably tons.
Ah…the sweet smell of universal agreement.
A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.
Ugh, it’s so hard to care.
What do Berlin, Three 6 Mafia, Madonna, Isaac Hayes, Eminem, and Phil Collins have in common? Not much at all.
Decent performances, terrible films.
This is a controversy in the same way a “too-soon” Whitney Houston Facebook post is a controversy.
The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.
If Billy Crystal found his way to this awards show, they would shoot him on sight.
“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”
Everything you wanted to know about the BAFTAs but were too smart to ask.
He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?