The “One and Done” Oscars is what they should call them.
These days, just saying your willing to do it pretty much makes you the best candidate.
Notably absent from our selection, Big Momma’s House 3: Like Father, Like Son
But Cameron was *the bomb* in Saving Christmas, yo!
The nominees were announced for the 87th Academy Awards, and some of the honors and omissions may surprise you.
Because if anyone’s qualified to judge American art, it’s a bunch of non-Americans who pay money to attend a party.
When it comes to the “Best Actress” category, the Oscars are often little more than a dolled up peep show. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Number four on the list, number one in our hearts.
I DARE you to argue with this choice.
“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”
It appears so, yes. Please, keep reading…
Why didn’t he host the ceremony?
Who were the REAL winners on Oscar night? Find out on the 2nd Annual GROUCHIES!!
American Bushel. Of Corn.
Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.
Come for the snubs, stay for the flubs.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.
Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.
My vote is still for “John Goodman on a Treadmill” to host.
He made a mockery out of a mockery!
Who Else Would Want To Tweet From The Ocean’s Deepest Point?
We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Are there any movies I’m missing? Yeah. Probably tons.
Ah…the sweet smell of universal agreement.
A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.
Ugh, it’s so hard to care.
What do Berlin, Three 6 Mafia, Madonna, Isaac Hayes, Eminem, and Phil Collins have in common? Not much at all.