Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.

I can’t wait to hear Tom Cruise begin to quietly explain what’s going on and then quickly transition to SHOUTING ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON!

Tom Cruise will play a hulking drifter the only way he knows how: by being really small and smiling incredulously at everything.