Laura Allen may best be known for getting banged by Courtney Cox in the cancelled FX show Dirt. She’s also done other stuff, like soap operas, but none of it involved getting banged by Courtney Cox.

A word from Laura: “Tonight I snort heroin.”

That makes two of us. Let the Thanksgiving Eve tradition live on!

Do some lines (of stuffing) off the pics after the jump.

Alexa Havins was a big soap star, playing ‘Babe Carey’ on All My Children for four years. She transitioned to film playing ‘Hot Fan’ in Hancock, and now ‘Hot Waitress #2′ in Old Dogs. Does anyone see a pattern here?

A word from Alexa: “I have always watched Maternity Ward on TLC and just to see it firsthand was great.”

Ewwww, births are groooooss. I know it’s supposed to be like this magical moment, but…ewwww.

The pics after the jump are anything but ewww.

Cast: Robin Williams, John Travolta, Seth Green

Synopsis: Two friends and business partners find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead to them being placed in the care of 7-year-old twins.