There is no stapler.

Think this list is dumb? Try sayin’ that to ITS FACE!

Oh…oh god…

Be glad you don’t work at any of these places.

Just think of all the things Netflix could send to you. No, not “cookies.” Think bigger.

“Was she a great big fat person?

What better way to spend your time off than by watching others work?

The make Enron look like…well, Enron is probably still worse than these guys.