Rosie O’Donnell, Dr. Dre, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and the Parasaurolophus. All of your favorite retards are in this Weekend TV Preview.

 

 

 

 

 

Network: Hallmark

Time: 9 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: Depending on your perspective, Rosie O’Donnell either goes full retard or full Ray Romano for her role in Riding The Bus With My Sister. The result is probably the funniest unintentional comedy ever commited to celluloid and I’m really surprised it doesn’t have its own channel. That channel would be named "The Holy Sh*t. This Actually Exists? Channel." Or "HSTAEC" for short.

 

Network: VH1

Time: 9:30 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: Chris Rock narrates this profile of the West Coast rap group "N-Wordz With Attitude" which was comprised of Ice Cube, Easy E, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, DJ Yella, and Arabian Prince. Chris Rock as a narrator? His voice isn’t all that easy to listen to. That would be like asking Michael Bay to light your cigarette.

 

 

Terry Bradshaw

 

Jon Hamm; Andy Kindler; Brett Dennen

 

Zack Hample; Lady Antebellum performs

 

Michael Moore; Malin Akerman; Backstreet Boys perform

 

Gerard Butler; Pheonix perform

 

Martin Short; Jeff Lewis; Cory Chisel performs

 

 

Network: CMT

Time: 9 – 10PM

 

Reasons to watch: Personally I’m going to DVR it because I find it a lot more fun to watch in slow motion.

 

 

Network: Syfy

Time: 9 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: When the world’s deadliest earthquake attacks, there’s only one washed-up actress who can save us — Brittany Murphy. Wow. Her career went down faster than she did on Ashton Kutcher.

 

 

Network: FOX

Time: 8 – 8:30PM

 

Reasons to watch: The Ultimate Punch, Kick, and Choke Championship comes to town and proves to be a poor influence on the boys in Springfield. Chris Brown, Shawne Merriman, and Joe Francis guest star.

 

Network: NGC

Time: 8 – 9PM

 

Reasons to watch: Lesser-known dinosaurs such as the Mamenchisaurus, the Chasmosaurus, and the Parasaurolophus are profiled. I’m really curious why this show isn’t called Dino-Nerds.