Screen Junkies » NUDE http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 15 Sep 2014 19:10:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hacker Who Leaked SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS Gets Life In Prison Or Something http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hacker-who-leaked-scarlett-johansson-nude-pics-gets-life-in-prison-or-something/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hacker-who-leaked-scarlett-johansson-nude-pics-gets-life-in-prison-or-something/#comments Tue, 18 Dec 2012 16:20:37 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=252504 "So, what are you in for?" "Being awesome."

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The man responsible for putting pictures of Scarlett Johansson’s boobs and butt to the Internet has been sentenced to ten years in prison. And no, I’m not talking about the editor at Esquire magazine.

Christopher Chaney was found guilty of hacking into Johansson’s email and leaking sexy pictures she’d taken of herself. He was also found guilty of doing the same thing to Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera, and a dozen more. “I don’t know what else to say except I’m sorry. This will never happen again,” Chaney said in his sentencing. Thank goodness. I hazard to imagine the embarrassment if my dick pics fell into your hands.

Ten years may seem like a harsh punishment, but keep in mind he could have received up to 60 years in jail. Which I think would be too extreme. A more fitting punishment would be to take nude photos of Chaney and send them to a girl that he likes. (Reuters)

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Naked Guy Arrested At ‘Chipwrecked’ Matinee http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/naked-guy-arrested-at-chipwrecked-matinee/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/naked-guy-arrested-at-chipwrecked-matinee/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:26:48 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=241546 At least put on some popcorn, guy.

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Last Thursday, a man was arrested in Chicago while enjoying a matinee of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. And by “enjoying” I mean “sitting fully nude while surrounded by children.” Police had to evacuate the theater of 96 moviegoers unaware of the nudity before arresting Edward L. Brown. But Brown has a rock solid defense: a woman let him into the theater, told him to strip, and she’d be right back to “have sex and do drugs.”

Chris Hansen was obviously running late.

Additionally, I’d like to apologize for the lateness of this post. As you can probably understand, these last few days have been a whirlwind of stress and legal troubles. Plus, I still haven’t found the time to see the rest of Chipwrecked. (Chicago Tribune)

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Portland Nudist Girl + Dead Horse = ‘Empire Strikes Back’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/portland-nudist-girl-dead-horse-empire-strikes-back/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/portland-nudist-girl-dead-horse-empire-strikes-back/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:08:20 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=234992 A 21 year-old Portland nudist girl named Jasha Lottin doesn’t see what the big fuss is about. All she did was buy and kill a horse in order to pose...

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A 21 year-old Portland nudist girl named Jasha Lottin doesn’t see what the big fuss is about. All she did was buy and kill a horse in order to pose nude inside its bloody carcass. I mean, it’s not like she didn’t eat the horse when she was done – she did. But relax, everyone. It was for an art project.

Read the full article to learn more about the Portland nudist girl’s Empire Strikes Back homage.

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In Honor Of Lindsay Lohan: 7 Actresses Who Waited Too Long For Playboy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/in-honor-of-lindsay-lohan-7-actresses-who-waited-too-long-to-pose-for-playboy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/in-honor-of-lindsay-lohan-7-actresses-who-waited-too-long-to-pose-for-playboy/#comments Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:13:51 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=233739 Lindsay Lohan, this is your future.

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Lindsay Lohan surprised the world (of Opposite Land) today when it was announced that she has struck a deal with Playboy to appear naked within its pages. Though inevitable, this was expected to have happened five years ago. Back then, the attention might have helped her repair her career. Now it just seems like a desperate cash grab to cover legal fees and her excessive lifestyle.

Obviously, she’s not the only one to take it all off in the hopes of gaining notoriety (it’s actually how Playboy has managed to keep it going all these years), nor is she the only one to wait too long. Here are seven other actresses who decided to pose for Playboy far too late into their attractiveness. Lindsay Lohan, this is your future.

Teri Polo

Teri Polo made the weird decision to parlay her Meet the Parents fame into a spread in Playboy. She was 36 years old at the time, which means she was about eighteen years late. This move didn’t really propel her into more stardom as her subsequent roles have mainly been guest appearances on CSI: Miami and The Ghost Whisperer.

Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna decided to return to familiar surroundings after Dancing With the Stars made her relevant again. She originally posed for Playboy while pregnant (gee… thanks, Lisa) when her stint on Melrose Place came to an end. Then again in 2006 at the age of 46 (gee… thanks, Lisa).

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Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lindsay-lohan-finally-poses-nude-for-playboy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lindsay-lohan-finally-poses-nude-for-playboy/#comments Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:46:16 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=233671 Better late than never?

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In news that would give you a boner back in 2004, Lindsay Lohan has posed nude for Playboy. TMZ reports that despite her rotten teeth and bloody fingers, Hugh Hefner has paid her close to $1 million to strip off. It’s reported that some of the shoots have alread taken place with more scheduled to happen.

However, there is no indication when the pictures will be released or what level of butt-nekkidness will be on display. It’s obvious that she’s doing this for the money since her lifestyle has compromised her career. My only question is, what was the hold-up? We all knew this day would come. In fact, we’ve had a draft of this article saved for years. Just like news outlets do with celebrity obituaries.

If only she posed back when the nickname “fire crotch” was in reference to her hair color.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/scarlett-johansson-nude-photo-hacker-could-get-121-years/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/scarlett-johansson-nude-photo-hacker-could-get-121-years/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:59:23 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=232253 If some dude's gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

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Apparently stealing someone’s nude photos isn’t viewed as a victimless crime by law enforcement. Weird.

Christopher Cheney, a 35 year-old Florida man, has been arrested on a whole mess of charges, but the only ones we really care about are the hackings of cell phones belonging to Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera, and, most fruitfully, Scarlett Johansson.

Other charges levied against him include wiretapping, fraud, and identity theft, which when summed up, could mean up to 121 years in jail for Mr. Cheney. Yikes. This would be the Tower Heist to the Blake Lively Ocean’s Eleven.

Well, I felt a little guilty that this guy is going to jail considering he kept me vaguely interested in Johansson’s nude body some Tuesday morning a month ago, but then I found out that he stole someone’s identity. That’s crappy behavior no matter whose tits you show me.

Since you’ve already come this far, you might as well take a look at this gallery of sexy Scarlett Johansson photos. Click a picture to begin.

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Let’s Hope The Amanda Knox Movie Has A Nude Scene http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/lets-hope-the-amanda-knox-movie-has-a-nude-scene/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/lets-hope-the-amanda-knox-movie-has-a-nude-scene/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:51:30 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=231124 If not, at least it's only a matter of time before the actual Amanda Knox poses for Playboy.

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The fine people at Lifetime are busy amending their made-for-TV movie, Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy, to incorporate yesterday’s acquittal. Considering the production values of your average Lifetime movie, they might also want to consider incorporating a nude scene for actress Hayden Panettiere. It’s about the only thing that will get anyone with a Y-chromosome to watch. Granted, it’s basic cable, so I doubt we’ll be seeing anything too revealing. As such, we’ll probably just have to make due with the following 15 pictures of Hayden Panettiere, and imagine what might have been. On the plus side, it’s only a matter of time before the actual Amanda Knox poses for Playboy, so we’ve got that to look forward to. I’m thinking a prison-themed pictorial is in order.

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In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/in-honor-of-scarlett-johanssen-5-nude-cell-phone-pics-that-need-to-be-hacked/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/in-honor-of-scarlett-johanssen-5-nude-cell-phone-pics-that-need-to-be-hacked/#comments Wed, 14 Sep 2011 17:55:00 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=228415 They can't hide forever.

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September 14th, 2011 will go down in history as a memorable day. An important day. A historic day! Today is the day that Scarlett Johansson’s nude cell phone pics leaked to the Internet. Take note of where you were when you first saw them. Your grandchildren are going to be curious.

This day is important for several reasons. Scarlett’s cans have been a long sought-after treasure, constantly hidden just beyond view. And now, that chest has opened and we’re all richer men as a result. However, we can’t stop here. There are more mountains to climb, so to speak. Here are five more actresses that have teased us by not fully-offering their offerings. Here’s hope that their day will come.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry has positioned herself as a global superstar by positioning her cleavage directly at the camera on many, many occasions. She’s practically daring hackers to figure out their way into her phone. And they’d better come back with something better than no make-up pics!

Isla Fisher

Isla Fisher won her way into our hearts when she beat the piss out of Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. However, we were all disheartened to learn that she used a body double for “her” famous topless scene. That’s cheating, Missy.

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Lisa Nolan Walks Off ‘Game Of Thrones’ Over Nude Scene http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/lisa-nolan-walks-off-game-of-thrones-over-nude-scene/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/lisa-nolan-walks-off-game-of-thrones-over-nude-scene/#comments Wed, 07 Sep 2011 20:46:18 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=227411 Obviously she's not a reader.

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By now, the sight of nude actresses on HBO’s Game of Thrones is nothing new. However, there is one person who was surprised by it: season-two cast member Lisa Nolan.

The Irish model-turned-actress recently stormed off set when she was asked to film a sex scene in the buff.

“(The session) looked like it was going to basically be soft porn,” said Nolan. “I thought it wasn’t a sex scene and they said they would give me skin patches for my breasts. But when I got there they wanted me to be fully topless and in the scene I had to strip off. So I pulled out at the last minute.”

Let’s just agree to disagree, Lisa. If you don’t want to get naked, that’s okay. Whether you were contractually obligated to or not is not up for argument here. I’m sure that normally the producers would gladly give you CGI nipples, but do you have any idea how expensive it’s going to be to animate the dragons this year? Do them a solid and save them some money from the post-production line. (HBO Watch)

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Leslie Mann Isn’t Really Topless In ‘The Change-Up’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/leslie-mann-isnt-really-topless-in-the-change-up/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/leslie-mann-isnt-really-topless-in-the-change-up/#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:00:59 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=223034 She's going to confuse a lot of grown men.

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There’s already been talk of The Change-Up star Olivia Wilde getting CGI nipples in an upcoming comedy, but it’s Leslie Mann‘s nude scenes that’ll have guys both enticed and perplexed.

For the real deal, check out 10 Classic Topless Scenes

The adorable and talented actress has been a prominent female lead lately thanks to a helping hand from director/producer/writer husband Judd Apatow. Mann’s never been afraid to show a little skin, but even in The Cable Guy when she was at unknown, she didn’t give away the farm (the farm being her bare breasts). Perhaps that’s why it’s so surprising to see her topless in The Change-Up. Or are we being duped? Turns out the latter might be the case.

In an interview with Access Hollywood, Mann all but admitted that her topless scenes in the film might be a bit embellished. When asked what it was like to shoot those scenes, the actress replied:

“To grow bigger boobs? I know, it was really hard, but some people can do that, and I can. It’s a strange talent I have.”

She then jokingly confirmed the use of a body-double, saying, “Yeah, I can do things like that.” And when asked if her husband had seen the film, Mann replied, “Yeah. He liked them.”

So there you have it, Leslie Mann sports prosthetic larger-than-average breasts in The Change-Up and Judd Apatow doesn’t mind them. Whether she got to take them home with her for later use is still a mystery, and a case for TMZ.

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DIORA BAIRD AUDITIONED FOR ‘THOR’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/diora-baird-auditioned-for-thor/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/diora-baird-auditioned-for-thor/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 CHUD was the first to point out that sexy model-actress Diora Baird has announced via Twitter that she has auditioned for a role in the upcoming Thor film. No one is certain which role she read for or if she'll even get the part but it's a slow news morning so conjecture like this makes headlines. Honestly. It was between this or pictures of dogs sniffing celebrities.Tee-hee! Look at 'im sniff her!!Get a whiff of these fresh-scented morning links... A Gallery of Dogs Sniffing Celebrities. (Unreality)Jon Hamm throws a Sucker Punch. (Hit Fix)The sanctity of Dirty Dancing in jeopardy. (Cinema Blend)Saw VI Poster. (Shock Til You Drop)Daniel Radcliffe swears off wizards. (Latino Review)Reporter FAIL. (TV Squad)

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CHUD was the first to point out that sexy model-actress Diora Baird has announced via Twitter that she has auditioned for a role in the upcoming Thor film. No one is certain which role she read for or if she’ll even get the part but it’s a slow news morning so conjecture like this makes headlines. Honestly. It was between this or pictures of dogs sniffing celebrities.

Tee-hee! Look at ‘im sniff her!!

Get a whiff of these fresh-scented morning links…

 
A Gallery of Dogs Sniffing Celebrities. (Unreality)
Jon Hamm throws a Sucker Punch. (Hit Fix)
The sanctity of Dirty Dancing in jeopardy. (Cinema Blend)
Saw VI Poster. (Shock Til You Drop)
Daniel Radcliffe swears off wizards. (Latino Review)
Reporter FAIL. (TV Squad)

 

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: MONDAY AUGUST 17th http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-episode/whats-on-tonight-monday-august-17th/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-episode/whats-on-tonight-monday-august-17th/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Messy homes, nudity, super-strength, and a man-eating catfish. Tonight's TV preview reads like a raucous meth binge. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

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Messy homes, nudity, super-strength, and a man-eatin catfish. Tonight’s TV preview reads like a raucous meth binge.
 
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

 
 
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (RERUN)
Network: CBS
Time: 8 – 8:30PM
 
Reasons to watch: The guys devise a bold plan with the belief that if they strip naked midway through a date, two out of three times the outcome will be sex. I like the way they think. There’s risk involved but if successful the reward is valuable. No more hole in the popcorn tub for me!
 
 
METH: A COUNTY IN CRISIS
Network: Biography
Time: 8 – 9 PM
 
Reasons to watch: This show is like watching what the felons from COPS were up to earlier that day. Some programming genius needs to plan a crossover.
 
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND
Network: FX
Time: 8 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: Brett Ratner’s terrible take on the mutant franchise does have some amazing special effects despite the fact that it’s a steaming turd otherwise. But seriously? Why uproot the Golden Gate Bridge?? That seems a little gratuitous when you could just put everyone on a flying bus.
 
HOARDERS
Network: A&E
Time: 10 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: Push that pile of empty cereal boxes away from the TV screen and check out Hoarders. A show that profiles people who compulsively hoard belongings to the point that their homes are inhabitable. Just looking at the above picture gave me hepatitus (Well, that’s my cover story anyway).
 
HOOKED: MAN VS. FISH
Network: National Geographic
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Jair Rigotti attempts to capture a man-eating catfish. That’s right. Catfish have moved up on the food chain. Syfy Channel, please plan your crappy movie schedule accordingly.
 
WHO’S ON LATE
 
LETTERMAN
Quentin Tarantino, Robert Cray
 
CONAN (repeat)
Adam Sandler, Peter Sarsgaard, Kate Voegele
 
KIMMEL (repeat)
Teri Hatcher, Danica Patrick

FERGUSON
Rashida Jones, Jose Andres, Jim Breuer
 
FALLON (repeat)
Lauren Conrad, Ryan Reynolds, The Fray

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‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ COMIC STRIP IN PLAYBOY http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/inglourious-basterds-comic-strip-in-playboy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/inglourious-basterds-comic-strip-in-playboy/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 CLICK ON PHOTO TO SEE COMICPlayboy and Quentin Tarantino have teamed up to create a comic strip adaptation of a scene from Inglourious Basterds with reports that the director hand-picked and edited the piece. Here's the scene in the director's own words, "Okay, so. The Basterds come upon this Nazi and he's like this real bad Von Trapp-hating motherf&*%er, y'know? So. And then Brad Pitt's all like, 'Listen David Hasslehoff. I's Aldo Raines and I didn't come all the way to Germany for the strudel. We's in the Natzi-killin' business and we's here for your scalp. Today the hills ain't alive with the sound of music, Colonel Clink-looking motherf%$^ker. They's alive with the sound of killin'.' So. Y'know? (*pause; grows quiet*) May I have another Orangina please, Scott?"SIDENOTE: It wasn't until just now that I realized comic book Brad Pitt closely resembles loveable drunkard Andy Capp. And enjoy these glourious morning links...Get your tickets for Avatar's sneak peek. (THR)Brett Ratner directing Youngblood, wants Robert Pattinson. (MTV)Zombieland poster, err.. posted. (Empire)Saw scribes return to television. (/Film)Hottie Abbie Cornish talks Sucker Punch. (First Showing)Build your own Batman tumbler. (Cinematical)

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Playboy and Quentin Tarantino have teamed up to create a comic strip adaptation of a scene from Inglourious Basterds with reports that the director hand-picked and edited the piece. Here’s the scene in the director’s own words, "Okay, so. The Basterds come upon this Nazi and he’s like this real bad Von Trapp-hating motherf&*%er, y’know? So. And then Brad Pitt’s all like, ‘Listen David Hasslehoff. I’s Aldo Raines and I didn’t come all the way to Germany for the strudel. We’s in the Natzi-killin’ business and we’s here for your scalp. Today the hills ain’t alive with the sound of music, Colonel Clink-looking motherf%$^ker. They’s alive with the sound of killin’.’ So. Y’know? (*pause; grows quiet*) May I have another Orangina please, Scott?"

SIDENOTE: It wasn’t until just now that I realized comic book Brad Pitt closely resembles loveable drunkard Andy Capp.

 

And enjoy these glourious morning links…

Get your tickets for Avatar‘s sneak peek. (THR)
Brett Ratner directing Youngblood, wants Robert Pattinson. (MTV)
Zombieland poster, err.. posted. (Empire)
Saw scribes return to television. (/Film)
Hottie Abbie Cornish talks Sucker Punch. (First Showing)
Build your own Batman tumbler. (Cinematical)

 

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