First Oversaturated Look At ‘Rise Of The Apes’s’ Caesar, ‘The Sitter’, ‘Now’, And More!!

Wookie Johnson — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 19:20:03 +0000

Cinema Con is in full swing in Las Vegas and our existing warrants prevented us from attending, but that doesn’t mean we can’t live vicariously through other movie sites. /Film got their hands on a promotional calendar from 20th Century Fox that contains first looks at their upcoming releases that we’ll be poking fun at over the next year. Let’s check them out together while we feel disdain toward the kitten calendars hanging on our office walls that don’t feature movie first looks. Stupid calico. Get out of that birdcage. You are not a bird. You are a kitten.

RISE OF THE APES

Our first look at the CG Caesar. Not too shabby. Excited to see what the apes look like in full. Unless this is actually Frieda Pinto. In which case, ming! Girlfriend let herself go.

NOW

Is this a movie or a Justin Timberlake music video? I’m guessing the lack of Timbaland or white guys with cornrows means it’s a movie.

THE SITTER

I’m told 95% of this film takes place at a fast food drive-thru. Hill’s suggestion.

WE BOUGHT A ZOO

Matt Damon uses a hand puppet to teach his daughter about the birds and bees and guarantee that she grows up to be a Furry.

THE BIG YEAR

Steve Martin, Jack Black, and Owen Wilson camp outside co-star Rashida Jones‘ dressing room window.

THE DESCENDANTS

George Clooney and his The Descendants co-stars also decide to check out Rashida Jones’ dressing room window. Can’t a girl get some privacy???

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First Oversaturated Look At ‘Rise Of The Apes’s’ Caesar, ‘The Sitter’, ‘Now’, And More!!