Nicky Whelan is an Australian-born actress/goddess. What do they put in the water over in Australia? All of their hot, talented natives are taking over Hollywood, and rightly so. Isn’t that supposed to be an island full of convicts? If so, I’d gladly swing on down and drop the soap in the shower.

A word from Nicky: “I’m a good girl when I’m at work.”

Well work’s only nine hours of the day, yaknowwhatI’msayin’?

More pics of Nicky being bad after the jump.

The Farrell Brothers have been busy rounding out the cast of Hall Pass, the comedy where Owen Wilson is allowed to rub his genitals against any woman he wants with zero wifely consequences for one week. The cast currently consists of Wilson, Jenna Fischer, Jason Sudeikis, Amanda Bynes, J.B. Smoove, and Stephen Merchant.

This morning comes news of the alluring actresses who will play the pontential recipients of the genital-rubbing. Christina Applegate, Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Angel, and Nicky Whelan have all inked deals to swell Wilson and Sudeikis’s pants. If the Farrellys are hoping to attract the lucrative demographic of dumpy girls with low self-esteem, they’re going about it the wrong way. (THR)