Screen Junkies » nick swardson http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Thu, 14 Aug 2014 16:12:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 23:02:22 +0000 Screen Junkies http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=228050 Director: Tom Brady Cast: Nick Swardson, Don Johnson, Christina Ricci Synopsis: A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps — and become a...

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Director: Tom Brady

Cast: Nick Swardson, Don Johnson, Christina Ricci

Synopsis: A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps — and become a porn star.

Release Date: September 9, 2011

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EXCLUSIVE: Nick Swardson Does Porn In ‘Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-swardson-does-porn-in-bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-swardson-does-porn-in-bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star-trailer/#comments Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:28:03 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=217830 He's no Dirk Diggler.

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Nick Swardson is getting into porn. No, not the hardcore stuff, silly. We’ve got the first trailer for his new comedy Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star. Bucky (Swardson) is a small town grocery bagger, going nowhere in life – until he discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars! Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, Bucky packs up and heads out to LA, hoping to follow in his parents’ footsteps.

One might assume Bucky does well in porn due to larger than average valuable asset, but it’s quite the opposite. It’s his average-sized member that skyrockets him to the top. See, men. Size doesn’t matter. In fact, too much of something can be unsettling both aesthetically and physically.

Bucky Larson releases in clean and decent theaters September 9, 2011.

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Second ’30 Minutes Or Less’ Red-Band Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/second-30-minutes-or-less-red-band-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/second-30-minutes-or-less-red-band-trailer/#comments Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:26:46 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=216597 Monkey masks, flamethrowers, and rape kits. Need I say more?

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Monkeys Attack In ’30 Minutes Or Less’ Red-Band

Sony has dropped the brand spankin’ new red-band trailer for 30 Minutes or Less. The film stars Jesse Eisenberg as a pizza delivery boy who’s forced to rob a bank by two hick madmen. If he doesn’t perform the task in the time allotted, a bomb strapped to his chest will blow him into the next world (as evidenced by the teddy bear in the trailer). Danny McBride and Nick Swardson play the criminal “masterminds,” while Aziz Ansari plays the best friend with stellar manners when it comes to receiving sexual favors. The film is directed by Ruben Fleischer, the man behind the inventive zombie action-comedy Zombieland.

30 Minutes or Less hits theaters August 12, 2012.

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Check Out These New Teaser Posters In ’30 Minutes Or Less’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/check-out-these-new-teaser-posters-in-30-minutes-or-less/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/check-out-these-new-teaser-posters-in-30-minutes-or-less/#comments Sat, 23 Apr 2011 05:15:59 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=208728 The posters feature a scared as hell Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, as well as the very first intelligent apes from 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes'.

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Way less than 30 minutes, actually. We’re talking seconds.

Below are two new posters to go along with the recently released trailer for 30 Minutes Or Less, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari. It’s based on a true story, but a crazy true story, not one of those bullshit, heartwarming true stories you see advertised every now and again. (I’m looking at you, tail-less dolphin movie.) Eisenberg plays a pizza guy assaulted by criminals played by Nick Swardson and Danny McBride. They strap a bomb to his chest and force him to rob a bank, and somehow his buddy Aziz gets involved. This has all the elements I look for in a comedy: great cast, ridiculous premise, maximum hijinx potential.

The posters feature a scared as hell Eisenberg and Ansari, mid-robbery, as well as the very first intelligent apes from Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Didn’t you know this takes place in the Apes universe? Just like in the true story its based on. (30 Minutes Or Less Official Site)

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We finally have a look at Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari in the heist comedy 30 Minutes Or Less. The comedy follows Eisenberg and Ansari’s broken friendship after Eisenberg is rigged to explode unless the duo rob a bank within nine hours.  As predicted, Ansari is the angry guy and Eisenberg is the guy who seems like he might wet himself at any given moment. CALLED DAT SHIT!

What I didn’t see coming was the The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes cross-over. Those monkeys must be stopped before we’re all slapped in the face with Fate’s cock.

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Jesse Eisenberg Runs From Juggalos In ’30 Minutes Or Less’ Pics http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/jesse-eisenberg-runs-from-juggalos-in-30-minutes-or-less-pics/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/jesse-eisenberg-runs-from-juggalos-in-30-minutes-or-less-pics/#comments Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:35:20 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Gallery&p=207805 He'll have to believe in "Miracles" to get out of this one.

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In 30 Minutes Or Less, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson kidnap pizza delivery guy Jesse Eisenberg, and force he and Aziz Ansari to rob a bank. Although we’ve yet to see a trailer, let’s all imagine a slow-motion shot where Eisenberg and Ansari scream as their car jumps a drawbridge. In the meantime, we have the above pictures. Looks like Ansari is playing “Angry Guy,” while Eisenberg plays “Nervous Guy,” McBride plays “Redneck Guy,” and Swardson plays a Juggalo.

These boys don’t know how much trouble they’re in. (Collider)

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Interview: Nick Swardson http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/interview-nick-swardson/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/interview-nick-swardson/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 A few months back I had the opportunity to visit the set of Nick Swardson's new Comedy Central show "Pretend Time." When I arrived, the comedian was a wearing a crimson red hat and veil, not unlike Lady Gaga. He also donned a police uniform, badge, and department issued handgun. Even though the shoot was taking place in cuckoo bananas Hollywood, something seemed amiss. Turns out Swardson was playing Lady Gaga's brother, Gary Gaga, just a guy trying to keep it real while keeping the streets safe.  After Swardson completed a standard traffic stop in front of confused passersby, I sat down with him to discuss his new sketch show, as well as some upcoming features. Luckily he had taken off the gaudy Gaga attire, so I could concentrate on the task at hand.

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A few months back I had the opportunity to visit the set of Nick Swardson‘s new Comedy Central show "Pretend Time." When I arrived, the comedian was a wearing a crimson red hat and veil, not unlike Lady Gaga. He also donned a police uniform, badge, and department issued handgun. Even though the shoot was taking place in cuckoo bananas Hollywood, something seemed amiss. Turns out Swardson was playing Lady Gaga’s brother, Gary Gaga, just a guy trying to keep it real while keeping the streets safe. 

After Swardson completed a standard traffic stop in front of confused passersby, I sat down with him to discuss his new sketch show, as well as some upcoming features. Luckily he has taken off the gaudy Gaga attire, so I could concentrate on the task at hand.

Screen Junkies: Tell us some about all the glitz and glamour of “Pretend Time.”

Nick Swardson: Nobody wanted me to do it. They were like, “Awww you wanna do a sketch show?” but I’ve always wanted to do sketch, and I believe in Tom and I love “Human Giant.” I just thought it would be a great place to showcase all of the characters I create.

SJ: Will we be seeing any of Terry from “Reno 911?”

NS: No, I just wanted to do all new shit. I’ve done Terry for so long. I can’t even believe I’ve been doing him for so long. By season 3 we were like, “What the fuck is Terry doing this season?”

SJ: Who are some of the guest stars we can expect to see?

NS: Maybe. I kind of describe it as Napolean Dynamite meets Boogie Nights. He’s a really goofy character. People should know going into it that there are filthy moments for sure, but the tone of it’s not dirty. We tested really big with females, which no one really planned on. They really liked the love story. But when it gets hardcore, it gets hardcore.

In case you missed it a few months back, Nick Swardson gave Screen Junkies a creepy shout out. Check it below.

"Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time" premieres October 12th at 10PM/9c on Comedy Central.


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‘Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time’ Wheelchair Cat Clip http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/nick-swardsons-pretend-time-wheelchair-cat-clip/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/nick-swardsons-pretend-time-wheelchair-cat-clip/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Comedian/actor Nick Swardson has a new show coming to Comedy Central in October called "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time." I was invited to visit the set a few months ago, and will share some of that footage with you once it gets closer to the premiere date. I know you guys are savages though, so in the meantime, here's a clip about a disabled cat in a wheelchair. His name is Mr. Stitches the Trust Fund Kitty and he rolls around with b*tches and blow just like Stephen Hawking.  I'm officially sold on this show. I've loved Nick Swardson's particular brand of humor ever since I caught his early stand-up special way back when. In my book, any man who mixes drugs, boobs, and felines without feeling below the waste deserves a shot. It's a weird book I keep. (WarmingGlow) Check out the clip after the jump...

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Comedian/actor Nick Swardson has a new show coming to Comedy Central in October called "Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time." I was invited to visit the set a few months ago, and will share some of that footage with you once it gets closer to the premiere date. I know you guys are savages though, so in the meantime, here’s a clip about a disabled cat in a wheelchair. His name is Mr. Stitches the Trust Fund Kitty and he rolls around with b*tches and blow just like Stephen Hawking. 

I’m officially sold on this show. I’ve loved Nick Swardson’s particular brand of humor ever since I caught his early stand-up special way back when. In my book, any man who mixes drugs, boobs, and felines without feeling below the waste deserves a shot. It’s a weird book I keep. (WarmingGlow)

Check out the clip after the jump…

 

Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time Tuesday, October 12
Preview – Wheelchair Cat
www.comedycentral.com
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Nick gave SJ a shout-out.


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Nick Swardson and Michael Pena Join ’30 Minutes Or Less’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/nick-swardson-and-michael-pena-join-30-minutes-or-less/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/nick-swardson-and-michael-pena-join-30-minutes-or-less/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 People grieve in different ways.Michael Pena and fart detective Nick Swardson are in talks to join Danny McBride and Aziz Ansari in 30 Minutes or Less. Swardson will play the best friend to McBride's rigged-to-explode pizza guy cum (titter (hee hee!)) bank robber. Pena, who we'll see opposite McBride in season two of Eastbound and Down, is in talks to play a tattooed assassin. It's a good thing that the roles aren't reversed. I can't imagine Swardson as a tattooed assassin. Mostly because I can't take an assassin with a tramp stamp seriously. I don't know. He just seems like the type. (THR)

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People grieve in different ways.

Michael Pena and fart detective Nick Swardson are in talks to join Danny McBride and Aziz Ansari in 30 Minutes or Less. Swardson will play the best friend to McBride’s rigged-to-explode pizza guy cum (titter (hee hee!)) bank robber. Pena, who we’ll see opposite McBride in season two of Eastbound and Down, is in talks to play a tattooed assassin. It’s a good thing that the roles aren’t reversed. I can’t imagine Swardson as a tattooed assassin. Mostly because I can’t take an assassin with a tramp stamp seriously. I don’t know. He just seems like the type. (THR)

 

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Nick Swardson Shows Screen Junkies Some Love http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/nick-swardson-shows-screen-junkies-some-love/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/nick-swardson-shows-screen-junkies-some-love/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Nick Swardson Screen Junkies Shout Out - Watch more Funny VideosWe caught up with Nick Swardson on the set of his new Comedy Central sketch show. More on that in the future, but right now Nick gives us a creepy shout out.Here are today's links. 10 Most Ridiculously Mismatched Movie Couples (Moviefone)A Woman's Perspective on Cheating (Asylum)Heidi Montag Says No To Plastic (PopEater)25 Inappropriate Children's Books (HolyTaco)How To Write a Romantic Comedy (Uproxx)15 Best Pics of Christina Hendricks (Unreality) Capitals Alexander Shoutout Fail (TotalProSports)Women of Spring Training (Maxim)15 Fearless Streakers (Smosh)Ben Roethlisberger Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted (CelebJihad)Jim Miller Talks UFC 111 (CagePotato)Felicia Day to Fight Werewolves (Pajiba)Pregnant Hotties Do The Bump 'n Grind (Atom)Red Bull Art of the Can (MadeMan)New Gran Turismo 5 Demo (AllLeftTurns)7 Bad Phone Habits You Need to Stop (RegretfulMorning)

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Nick Swardson Screen Junkies Shout Out – Watch more Funny Videos

We caught up with Nick Swardson on the set of his new Comedy Central sketch show. More on that in the future, but right now Nick gives us a creepy shout out.

Here are today’s links.

10 Most Ridiculously Mismatched Movie Couples (Moviefone)

A Woman’s Perspective on Cheating (Asylum)

Heidi Montag Says No To Plastic (PopEater)

25 Inappropriate Children’s Books (HolyTaco)

How To Write a Romantic Comedy (Uproxx)

15 Best Pics of Christina Hendricks (Unreality)

Capitals Alexander Shoutout Fail (TotalProSports)

Women of Spring Training (Maxim)

15 Fearless Streakers (Smosh)

Ben Roethlisberger Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted (CelebJihad)

Jim Miller Talks UFC 111 (CagePotato)

Felicia Day to Fight Werewolves (Pajiba)

Pregnant Hotties Do The Bump ‘n Grind (Atom)

Red Bull Art of the Can (MadeMan)

New Gran Turismo 5 Demo (AllLeftTurns)

7 Bad Phone Habits You Need to Stop (RegretfulMorning)

 

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