Screen Junkies » nick offerman http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:19:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Marble Ron Swanson Statue Discovered In Philadelphia http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/a-marble-ron-swanson-statue-discovered-in-philadelphia/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/a-marble-ron-swanson-statue-discovered-in-philadelphia/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:47:15 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=263029 It belongs in a museum.

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It was a long hard fight to bring the people of Detroit the RoboCop statue that they so richly deserved. Thanks to a post on Reddit, Parks and Recreation fans won’t know this same struggle because a Ron Swanson statue already exists in Philadelphia, and has been there for some time presumably.

Housed in the Walnut Street Theater (the oldest in America), the marble statue is not actually inspired by Nick Offerman but actually a carving representing legendary Philadelphia actor Edwin Forrest, who began acting at the Walnut in 1820 and just happened to look exactly like Offerman.

The resemblance is astounding. In fact, it’s just as astounding as this marble statue of Tywin Lannister that I photographed at the Museo Nacional del Prado in Madrid.

It was located right around the corner from this bust of Matchbox 20 frontman Rob Thomas.

 

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Nick Offerman Performs A ‘Stachedance’ For Movember http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-performs-a-stachedance-for-movember/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-performs-a-stachedance-for-movember/#comments Thu, 14 Nov 2013 19:46:23 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258002 That headline contains two gibberish words.

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As we’ve mentioned earlier, Made Man got quite the score by getting Nick Offerman on their Movember (November-Mustache-Growing-For-Charity-Event) team, which is a bit like taking Jesus with the first pick of the Bible draft. It’s a big get.

Not just because he has a mustache (He does, though), but because he can cut a rug like a hairy usher.

So if you haven’t started, it’s not too late to get on board here, and if you’re already on board, grow that mustache extra hard. You’re in the back nine now.

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Nick Offerman Is The Right Guy To Sell Movember http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-is-the-right-guy-to-help-sell-movember/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-is-the-right-guy-to-help-sell-movember/#comments Fri, 01 Nov 2013 22:42:58 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257853 Join the Break Movember team. Do good. Get a mustache.

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Well, sometimes thing just fall perfectly into place. Like when you’re doing something mustache-related and you’re able to score Nick Offerman. The only better choice would be if Ron Swanson was a real person.

Movember is an annual fund-raising effort that occurs every November to increase awareness of prostate cancer and work towards finding a cure. And you get to do it by growing a mustache and recruiting sponsors. It’s all pretty awesome.

You’re able to join teams to meet certain goals, and WHY THE HELL WOULDN’T YOU WANT TO BE ON THE TEAM WITH RON SWANSON?

Sign up to join the Mo Bros Movember team RIGHT HERE.

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Nick Offerman Takes Us Through Great Moments In Moustache History http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-takes-us-through-great-moments-in-moustache-history/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-takes-us-through-great-moments-in-moustache-history/#comments Wed, 23 Oct 2013 21:52:30 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257684 Pay attention. A man is talking.

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History just got manly and interesting as Nick Offerman and his cloaked lip take us through the greatest moments in history. Incidentally, there is a moustache at the scene of each.

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-is-axe-cop/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-is-axe-cop/#comments Tue, 30 Oct 2012 19:23:44 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251766 Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

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This is even better casting than Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. It just makes damn sense.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-offers-moustache-growing-tips/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-offerman-offers-moustache-growing-tips/#comments Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:50:00 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251661 Eat your onions.

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Though your upper-lip will never touch his in greatness, you can let his greatness inform you.

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Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-swanson-to-strip-for-charity/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/nick-swanson-to-strip-for-charity/#comments Wed, 17 Oct 2012 22:03:23 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251542 You're gay if you DON'T want to see this. That's just what I feel.

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In case Katy Perry, Al Pacino, Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey, Jack McBrayer, Bill O’Reilly, Amy Poehler, Seth Rogen, Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Sudeikis (who’s banging Olivia Wilde, which puts him in a whole other realm of respect), Anderson Cooper, Jimmy Kimmel, and Julianne Moore weren’t reason enough to turn in to Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars, there’s one more name that puts the sum of all those others to shame. Yup.

Ron Fuckin’ Swanson. Nick Offerman. He’ll be raising money for autism (against autism, actually) and for every $1,000 he receives, he’ll get a little more naked. What’s not to like? Charity, Nick Offerman, burly, mustachioed nudity. This program is shaping up to have it all.

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‘Smashed’ Trailer: Aaron Paul And Mary Elizabeth Winstead Get Wastypants http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/smashed-trailer-aaron-paul-and-mary-elizabeth-winstead-get-wastypants/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/smashed-trailer-aaron-paul-and-mary-elizabeth-winstead-get-wastypants/#comments Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:41:29 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=250822 Featuring Nick Offerman.

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead has been getting rave reviews for her performance in Smashed. Now having viewed the trailer, I can I see why. Look at her drinking in the shower and riding bikes and playing pool. She’s the perfect girl! Until she decides to throw all of that away like a fool. And that’s the plot of Smashed. Winstead and Aaron Paul redefine their relationship when they agree to give up drinking and drugging and, in her case, make-up as well.

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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/nick-offerman-is-the-new-rainn-wilson-joins-diablo-codys-lamb-of-god/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/nick-offerman-is-the-new-rainn-wilson-joins-diablo-codys-lamb-of-god/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:00:42 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=245851 Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

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His transformation into Rainn Wilson is near complete. Parks & Recreation actor Nick Offerman has joined Diablo Cody’s directorial debut, which was formerly known as Lamb Of God.

The film centers around Julianne Hough‘s young Christian girl who loses her faith after being badly burned. With her moral center gone, she travels to Vegas to live a sinful life. Meeting Octavia Spencer, Russell Brand, and Holly Hunter along the way. We can also assume she crosses paths with Offerman, whose role is as yet undisclosed. Alls I know is it will be weird to hear him say “home skillet.” (Deadline)

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Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman To Share ‘Gay Dude’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/megan-mullally-and-nick-offerman-to-share-gay-dude/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/megan-mullally-and-nick-offerman-to-share-gay-dude/#comments Fri, 12 Aug 2011 22:44:34 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=224460 They'll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.

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The only celebrity couple worth giving a damn about, aside from maybe Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, are taking their talents to the big screen, as Nick Offerman and wife Megan Mullally both sign on for parts in Chris Nelson’s upcoming Gay Dude.

Gay Dude follows two teenagers as they make a pact to help each other lose their virginity, only to discover that one of the two is gay. Gary Cole will play the gay boy’s father, while Mullally will play his mom. Nick Offerman will play the other boy’s father. Sounds promising, especially considering the talent playing the parents. It looks like they could steal the show from Nicholas Braun and Hunter Cope, who play the two teenagers.

While Mullally and Offerman probably won’t be playing off each other much, given their characters, they’ll do just fine on their own. So as long as we get some uncomfortable silences from Offerman and some wildly inappropriate remarks from Mullally, we’ll be quite all right.

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Patricia Clarkson To Terrorize Ron Swanson As Tammy 1 http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/patricia-clarkson-to-terrorize-ron-swanson-as-tammy-1/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/patricia-clarkson-to-terrorize-ron-swanson-as-tammy-1/#comments Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:21:50 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=222549 Oprah proved too difficult a get.

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Looks like Oprah proved too difficult a get. Producers of Parks and Recreation have cast Patricia Clarkson to play Ron Swanson‘s evil first wife, Tammy 1.

“We talked about pretty much every possible iteration of who she is and what her backstory is and all we knew is that we didn’t want to do the same thing we did with Tammy 2,” Mike Schur,’Parks and Recreation,’ executive producer said told TV Guide. “Tammy 1 is her own specific brand of demon. I think we came up with backstory for her that’s both funny and illuminating and also answers all of the questions that you would have when seeing people’s reactions to her presence in the finale.”

Clarkson will appear in at least two episodes as the only woman capable of intimidating Tammy 2, who is played by Nick Offerman‘s real life wife Megan Mullally. I tried bringing my wife to work once but that was the day we reported on the Blake Lively nude pictures leak. It ended poorly.

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Links Away: Nick Offerman Checks Out ‘Parks and Rec’ Apparel http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-nick-offerman-checks-out-parks-and-rec-apparel/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/links-away-nick-offerman-checks-out-parks-and-rec-apparel/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 01:06:13 +0000 Reza F. http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=212954 As if it were possible for the man behind Ron Swanson to look any more badass, the dude goes and grows a beard.

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As if it were possible for the man behind Ron Swanson to look any more badass, the dude goes and grows a beard. Now all the women in that gift shop are pregnant. Damnit, Nick. Contain yourself. (Vulture)

I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. And also links:

Andy Samberg and Sesame Street (MovieLine)

Locker Room Brawl! (BarstoolSports)

Pejazzling 101 (Holytaco)

A Treasury of Rape Vans (FilmDrunk)

Hayden Panetierre Gets a Facial (CelebJihad)

Penelope Cruz‘ Sexiest Moments (Moviefone)

Oblivion vs Inception (Unreality)

Meet Arnolds Baby Mama (PopEater)

Ah, Japanese Web Cam Dancing (Smosh)

The Most Overrated Paintings of All Time (Ranker)

The Two Legged Jack Russell (BroBible)

Rachel Taylor Hotness (Maxim)

Jonah Hill And Channing Tatum? (Pajiba)

Meet The Next Orlando Bloom (NextMovie)

Sonnen TBD (CagePotato)

How To Wi Thor‘s Hammer! (MadeMan)

The Dirtiest Cops In Video Games (GameFront)

5 Things To Do Before The Apocalypse (TuVez)

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