When he says these things, they sound like the truth.
Nick Offerman Shares Profound ‘Shower Thoughts’ With Us
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“Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.”

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A Marble Ron Swanson Statue Discovered In Philadelphia
Tuesday, July 15 by

It belongs in a museum.

Stachedance.
Nick Offerman Performs A ‘Stachedance’ For Movember
Thursday, November 14 by

That headline contains two gibberish words.

Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
Nick Offerman Is The Right Guy To Sell Movember
Friday, November 1 by

Join the Break Movember team. Do good. Get a mustache.

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Nick Offerman Takes Us Through Great Moments In Moustache History
Wednesday, October 23 by

Pay attention. A man is talking.

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips
Wednesday, October 24 by

Eat your onions.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.
Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity
Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

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‘Smashed’ Trailer: Aaron Paul And Mary Elizabeth Winstead Get Wastypants
Tuesday, September 11 by

Featuring Nick Offerman.

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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, February 22 by

Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

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Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman To Share ‘Gay Dude’
Friday, August 12 by

They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.

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Patricia Clarkson To Terrorize Ron Swanson As Tammy 1
Thursday, July 28 by

Oprah proved too difficult a get.

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Links Away: Nick Offerman Checks Out ‘Parks and Rec’ Apparel
Thursday, May 19 by

As if it were possible for the man behind Ron Swanson to look any more badass, the dude goes and grows a beard.