Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Eat your onions.
You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.
Featuring Nick Offerman.
Ron %&^*ing Swanson.
They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.
Oprah proved too difficult a get.
As if it were possible for the man behind Ron Swanson to look any more badass, the dude goes and grows a beard.