Basically, Maggie Q is badass.  Not only was she a formidable foe for John McClane in Live Free or Die Hard, but never has a flak jacket looked so good on a female form.  She’s the kind of woman who can make you putty in her hands with a single sultry glance, and then take your head clean off with a perfectly executed roundhouse kick.  It’s a blend of constant arousal and fear that keeps a relationship fresh, and endless refills of your Xanax very necessary.

A word from Maggie: “Nigga please I am not anorexic, I am petite because you can’t get FAT from eating field mice and rice; hey that rhymes…”

I have no idea what the above gibberish means but if came out of Maggie’s mouth I’ll take it as gospel.  I just hope she’s moved beyond field mice as a source of sustenance.  ‘Cause doz field mice be naaaasty!

Look at the antithesis of nasty after the jump!

Jacinda Barrett is another Real World member/model gone Hollywood.  Fortunately, Jacinda has had formal training, unlike most reality “stars” turned actors, and even though she hasn’t been in much, she lights up the screen when given the opportunity.  But continued choices like Urban Legends: The Final Cut and School For Scoundrels have the opportunity to smash that light into a thousand tiny shards.

A word from Jacinda: “Know that the person you wake up with everyday isn’t the same person that you married. That person keeps changing.”

Yes, he keeps changing int The Spirit, because you’re married to Gabriel Macht, Jacinda.  Don’t marry a graphic novel character if you want dependability.  Or were you referring to the steady decline of his IMDB Star-Meter after starring in The Spirit?

Here are some photos after the jump that wil never lose their appeal!

Hellooooooo hot daughter.  You may have seen Eva Amurri hanging out with Susan Sarandon since Susan is this fine young woman’s mother.  Can’t you notice the resemblance, you know, in the face…?  The surname ‘Amurri’ comes from Eva’s father, an Italian film director.  I don’t know if she got any of his assets, but the overall mixture of genes worked out splendidly.

A word from Eva: “Stripping is not easy, I will tell you.”

Ehhhh, I don’t believe you.  Instead of telling me, why don’t you go ahead and show me how difficult it is.  Oh wait, you’ll never read this post?  I guess additional pics of you in low-cut attire will have to suffice.

And here those are after the jump!

Honest to blog, it’s Olivia Thirlby!  I hope I just made your skin crawl with that tid bit of too-clever-for-its-own-good dialogue from Juno.  Olivia delivered it as best as she could, though, and turned the character of Juno’s semi-slutty best friend Leah into a memorable one.  Now you can look for her as “Actress” in New York, I Love You, where hopefully the screenwriter put words in her mouth that people actually say in real life.

A word from Olivia: “Last year’s Sundance was a big deal, This year, I don’t care what I wear. For me, it’s just another crazy day.“

Sounds like a day in the life of me, Olivia.  I’m wearing a trash bag secured to my body with a poorly knotted rope-belt, and I’m pretty sure they’re serving dove tacos at lunch.  Just another crazy day at the office!

And here are some more crazy, sexy, cool pics after the jump!

This entire week we’re focusing on the girls of New York, I Love You, an anthology of filmic love letters to NYC, which opens this Friday.  Our first girl is Rachel Bilson, who holds a special, warm, pillow-topped place in my otherwise jaded heart.  If only she wasn’t engaged to Anakin Skywalker we could run away together and live happily ever after on a tropical island, relying simply on coconut milk and intense passion as sustenance.  I’d even forgive her for starring in Jumper, and that takes a ton of will power on my part.  I mean, did you even see that movie, Rachel?  Not even Sam Jackson’s platinum blond hair could save it.

A word from Rachel: “It’s great playing someone who is not like me at all. I’m really a nice girl, so it’s fun to be a bitch, then come home and be myself again.”

I feel the same way about my role at work.  Boy, do I act like a big, catty bitch around the office.  It’s all about “Talk to the hand” this, and “Have some scalding hot coffee in your face” that.  It’s exhausting to keep up the persona.  

Here are some pics of a nice girl being naughty after the jump!

Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Natalie Portman, Bradley Cooper, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson

Synopsis: An anthology film joining several love stories set in one of the most loved cities of the world, New York.