With a name like "Mike Movieman," you know he was going to turn out a cinephile.
AMC To Offer All-You-Can-See Movies For $30-$45 A Month With MoviePass
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Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.

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Netflix Wants To Have 20 Shows So It Can Premiere Original Programming Every Two Weeks
Tuesday, December 9 by

Yowser. Something tells me they won’t all be winners.

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Kevin Spacey And ‘House Of Cards’ To Return For Season 3 On February 27th
Monday, December 1 by

Politics as usual.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered
Sunday, November 23 by

Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”

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Amazon Rolls Out Seven New Shows, Forcing Us To Take It Seriously
Tuesday, November 11 by

Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.

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Netflix To Give Us 21 Episodes Of A Live Action ‘Richie Rich’
Thursday, October 30 by

Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.

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You Have Until November 1st To Watch The Following Movies On Netflix
Wednesday, October 29 by

(to couch) “Hello, old friend.”

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‘Friends’ Will Be Coming To Netflix On January 1, 2015, Just In Time For Your Hangover
Wednesday, October 15 by

They’ll be there for us.

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Netflix Is Gonna Charge You A Little More If You Want Ultra HD Streaming
Monday, October 13 by

Unless you were doing it before August 12th. Then you’re good for a couple years.

We'll have to find his art elsewhere.
Warner Bros. Dropping Adam Sandler Project, Probably Because He’s With Netflix Now
Wednesday, October 8 by

If you were in the market for a ‘Magnificent Seven’ spoof with a bunch of Sandler’s friends…I’m sorry. For a lot of reasons.

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This Norwegian Site Came Up With The ‘Adam Sandler Movie Generator’ As A New Way To Make Fun Of Adam Sandler’s Career
Friday, October 3 by

Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.

So help me God, if he even THINKS about pointing that finger at me, I'll rip it off and eat it.
Adam Sandler To Star In Four Movies Exclusively For Netflix
Thursday, October 2 by

There could be a couple positives to this news.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!
Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix
Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

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Netflix Is Letting You Hide Your Viewing History
Thursday, September 18 by

Give us us free!

He's smiling because he's rich.
Judd Apatow Gets A Second Season Of His New Show On Netflix (Before The First One Airs)
Tuesday, September 16 by

None of the usual Apatow suspects cast. So far…

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Crazy Eyes Is Such A Rose In ‘Golden Is The New Black’ Mashup
Monday, September 15 by

Thank you for being a friend and for not stabbing me.

John Stamos: Minion from Hell.
That ‘Full House’ Reboot Could Be Coming To Netflix?
Thursday, September 11 by

And Stamos has another starring project going.

It's about as creepy as this still makes it look.
Netflix Renews ‘Bojack Horseman’ For A Second Season Five Days After Its Premiere
Wednesday, August 27 by

My theory is that people love seeing cartoon horses having sex with beautiful women.

Feel the love.
Netflix President ‘Positive’ Of ‘Arrested Development’s Return, Making Us Positively Happy
Friday, August 8 by

It’s not ‘AD’ unless Martin Mull returns as Gene Parmesan.

Things look like they're goin' well for ole' BoJack.
Netflix Gives Us A Filthy Trailer For Cartoon Series ‘Bojack Horseman’
Thursday, July 31 by

“Bojack? That’s a beautiful name.”

Khaki appears to be the hot trend in Milan prisons.
Prison Dumps Orange Jumpsuits, Because ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Made Them Cool
Tuesday, July 29 by

Man, prison is so awesome.

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‘Daredevil’ Will Also Have The Hots For Deborah Ann Woll
Friday, July 18 by

He’s a man of great taste.

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The Wachowskis And Netflix Will Bring Us ‘Sense8′
Monday, June 23 by

Don’t worry, we have details.

Their love was a pure one.
Chelseas Handler Will Be Heading To Netflix For Specials And A New Talk Show
Thursday, June 19 by

Very Handler. Wow.

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Netflix And Verizon Absolutely Hate The Sh*t Out Of Each Other
Tuesday, June 10 by

God forbid our episodes of ‘Continuum’ load choppily!

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Netflix Has Some Fighting Words For Verizon
Wednesday, June 4 by

Mommy and Daddy are fighting again.

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Netflix Signs On For A Long ‘Wet Hot American Summer’
Wednesday, May 28 by

Comedy nerds, your binge watch dreams have come true.