You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?

Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.

Regrettably.

Hot chicks, blood, and violence. Just in time for Comic-Con.

Oh the things they get away with on that show.

“Frankly it didn’t bother me,” Chase added. “I have a lot of Emmys.”

They also don’t know many pro ballers.

Someone had to do it.

Everyone’s killing or humping one another. Sometimes both.

‘Total Recall’ is still going to be awesome, but in a different way.

You can’t cage this Rhys Ifans, United States of America/Comic-Con 2011 security staff!

It’s a Greek prefix that means beyond or above…so it really means nothing.

He also discusses the new Hugh Jackman film he’s writing.

“I think the combination of grounded intensity with our insanity will create a show that people can appreciate.”

Wouldn’t you know it, Nic Cage is saying crazy stuff again.

I ‘Wonder’ who it could be?

Besides, of course, the guy playing Spider-Man

‘Party Down’ is not quite dead!

He’s such a generous guy.

Sam Neill is available.

I believe it’s called ‘breaking the 4th wall’…

Introducing the nation’s deadliest, hottest killing machine.

Braaaaaiiiiiiiins.

Those darn monkeys!

They should’ve called it ‘Justin Time’.

Even more madness in the exhibition hall.

Oh the wacky and cool things you’ll see.

Just watch it, it’s cool.