Great news for lovers of fine cuisine.

Josh Lucas is now the proud owner of a stylish NBC tote.

It may have been terrible, but the stills are easy on the ol’ eye-lassos.

It’s a Special Relationship.

“If you’re going to jump a shark, jump a big one,” Gervais wrote on his blog. So… maybe a Sharktopus?

More like DICK Ebersol.

Don’t like clips? Go read a book, weirdo.

As the episode begins, last week’s western-theme is replaced with a Star Wars motif, complete with stormtrooper-styled paintballers who are fighting on behalf of the mysterious Pistol Patty.

Yesterday, NBC picked up a bunch of girlie shows for girlie girls. Today it’s all about odd dramas, or “oddmas” as I call them.

As a tribute to his efforts and ultimate success, we give to you the nine most bad ass moments of Dwight K. Schrute.

Can you match all 10 titles to their corresponding log line (that means “description,” for those of you who aren’t in the biz)?

Among NBC’s new shows for the vaginally-inclined: “Up All Night” with Christina Applegate, the Whitney Cummings sitcom and Spielberg’s Broadway drama “Smash.”

Liz needs a break, Jack needs a wife, and Jenna needs wool.

Chills! Suspense! Annie running in slow motion!

Will you be able to get through an “Emmys” broadcast without falling asleep? Are you… a “survivor?”

If only someone offered the mindlessness of television without all the over-analysis of your average recap. Now someone does!

He’s gone. He’s really gone.

It’s like “Law & Order” with more running.

Honestly, what the hell happened here?

Who will sign an online petition to bring back “The Paul Reiser Show? Who among you?

When you see a normal person with a bad hair style, you wonder what they were thinking. But with Trump, it’s not a question of what. It’s a question of how and why.

Alec Baldwin looks better as a toon.

Donald Trump fired Gary Busey from “Celebrity Apprentice,” marking the end of an era for reality television. Well, that’s assuming you define “era” as a period of seven weeks where nothing of any real significance happened.

There were tears.

Poor Paul Reiser.

Note to self: Never engage in one-on-one combat with Gary Busey.

I think he should sneak out early and turn off his phone.