Sorry, friend. You'll have to wait another day for your big break.
‘Fear Factor’ Donkey Semen Episode Won’t See The Light Of Day
Monday, January 30 by

If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.

Just one of the myriad 'Chuck' moments I won't regret having missed.
43 Things I Care About More Than The Series Finale Of ‘Chuck’
Friday, January 27 by

‘Chuck’ fans probably won’t like this very much.

Other than just by doing this, of course.
19 Ways Madonna Can ‘Bring Gay’ To The Super Bowl
Friday, January 27 by

This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”

NBC: Nothing But Cum.
NBC To Air Donkey Sperm Drinking
Friday, January 27 by

Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.

Maybe he could meet a gentleman named Walter White while touring the American Southwest and go on some crossover adventures.
Having Forgotten About ‘Joey’, NBC Considers A Dwight Spin-off From ‘The Office’
Thursday, January 26 by

I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.

Jay, you have made an enemy of Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA. Prepare to face his wrath.
Jay Leno’s Jokes Are So Unfunny People Are Suing Him
Wednesday, January 25 by

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

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Here’s What Won At The Golden Globes Last Night
Monday, January 16 by

Matt LeBlanc!?

5 Reasons Everyone Should Watch Parks And Recreation
Thursday, January 12 by Jeff Keleher

One of the great disappointments of the past year in television has been “Parks & Recreation”‘s relative inability to attract a wider audience, especially when compared to mega-hits like “Two…

When would I eat The Donald? That's none of your damn business. This list is contestants only, weirdo.
The New ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Cast: Who Would I Eat First To Stay Alive?
Thursday, January 5 by

These are the most succulent contestants yet.

The Great Leader will NOT be distracted by that guy to his right giving him the finger.
’30 Rock’ Is Doing Its Best In Dealing With This Kim Jong Il Business
Tuesday, January 3 by

What are they doing in response to the recent news of his death? Not much, man. Not much.

Sadly, not THAT kind of flash mob.
‘Community’ Fans Hope That Occupy NBC Flashmob Will Save The Show
Thursday, December 22 by

Occupy Greendale.

Meanwhile, in the 90's.....
‘America’s Got Talent’ Got Howard Stern
Thursday, December 15 by

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.

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‘Biggest Loser’ Season Twelve: Before & After (PICS)
Wednesday, December 14 by

You’ve come a long way, baby!

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‘Community’ Countdown: 31 Awesome Abed Nadir Gifs
Thursday, December 8 by

In honor of tonight’s episode of Community, which could be the last episode of Community.

"I'm imagining a Frankenstein... but gayer."
Bryan Singer To Direct Unnecessary ‘The Munsters’ Reboot
Wednesday, November 30 by

Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.
You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!
Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

Huh. I guess she won an Emmy at some point. Interesting.
Sarah Silverman To Take Her “Cute Girl Says Doodie” Act To NBC For A Pilot
Wednesday, November 23 by

This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.

It was only a matter of time before NBC resorted to fisting.
NBC Thinks A Puppet-Based Sitcom Is Something You’ll Watch
Monday, November 21 by

It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.

3 Community Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed
Friday, November 18 by Christopher Chavez
Oh, man! They're gonna remake 'The Munsters'? This is gonna be so classic!!!!
NBC Now Thinks People Will Like ‘The Munsters’ More Than ‘Community’
Thursday, November 17 by

They’re hoping it lasts at least as long as the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ remake does.

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If ‘Community’ Gets Cancelled, Here Are 6 Alternative Ways To Enjoy Donald Glover
Thursday, November 17 by

If ‘Community’ is canceled, you’ll still have access to Troy Barnes.

Not dead yet.
Don’t Panic: ‘Community’ Is Not Dead… Yet
Monday, November 14 by

The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.

Smelling his fingers.
9 Celebrities Besides Howard Stern Perfect For ‘America’s Got Talent’
Monday, November 14 by

We salute America’s tastemakers… and Gary Busey.

5 Law And Order Guest Stars Who Later Became Famous
Sunday, November 13 by John Coon

When a TV show stays on the air for two decades like "Law and Order" did during its run on NBC, there is a good chance it is going to…

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“Community” Actress Gillian Jacobs
Thursday, November 3 by

Britta Perry for class president.

From Jim's last visit to Coney Island.
NBC Does Something Right: Gives Jim Gaffigan A Show
Thursday, October 27 by

Nice move, NBC!

This is the savior of NBC.
Jimmy Fallon Sells Three Scripts To NBC. This Can’t Be Good.
Friday, October 21 by

The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.

They should have drawn a dick on his face. (I would be the worst journalist.)
This News Team Can’t Wake Up Harry Belafonte!!!
Tuesday, October 18 by

I bet he was dreaming about waffles. I sometimes dream about waffles.

Italian Stallion Michael Ventrella: The Biggest Loser 2010 Winner
Tuesday, October 18 by Corey Vasey

It’s official, Michael Ventrella is "Biggest Loser" 2010 winner. After coming in as the reality show’s heaviest contestant ever, Ventrella walked away as the biggest success story in the show’s…

They just can't compete with streaming porn.
‘The Playboy Club’ Lasted Longer Than We Thought, Cancelled After Two Episodes
Tuesday, October 4 by

Apparently, sort of looking like ‘Mad Men’ will help your show last two episodes. After that, it has to be good.