Also, they drink donkey semen.

If you don’t know who ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt is, you can just get out right now. LEAVE!!!

If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.

‘Chuck’ fans probably won’t like this very much.

This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”

Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.

I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

Matt LeBlanc!?

These are the most succulent contestants yet.

What are they doing in response to the recent news of his death? Not much, man. Not much.

Occupy Greendale.

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.

You’ve come a long way, baby!

In honor of tonight’s episode of Community, which could be the last episode of Community.

Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.

It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.

They’re hoping it lasts at least as long as the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ remake does.

If ‘Community’ is canceled, you’ll still have access to Troy Barnes.

The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.

We salute America’s tastemakers… and Gary Busey.

Britta Perry for class president.

Nice move, NBC!

The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.

I bet he was dreaming about waffles. I sometimes dream about waffles.