“I. Did not. Have. Sexual. Relations. With. Matt Damon.”
How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”
Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.
You will get only one chance to say, “I saw that ‘Munsters’ reboot. It wasn’t that good.’” This is it.
I can’t believe they’re doing this to ‘Community’! And to a much lesser extent, ‘Whitney’.
It’s too logical a decision, so let’s all wait for the other shoe to drop.
He’s the only man who could live up to the legend.
It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.
Emancipation is today’s secret word!
Still not ready for primetime.
It’s not even a hot Kardashian’s boob job. It’s the mom’s. Gross.
It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.
Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?
‘It’ being sex.
I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.
I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”
Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.
The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”
Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!
NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.
He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!
Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)
They’ll stick to the plan if they want their six seasons and a movie.
It’s official: ‘Community’ will now make no one happy.
This story of this article is that Perd Hapley is a badass.
Prepare for the irony of a pirate show not pirated by anyone on the Internet.