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Browncoats are apparently not pleased that the low-rated, cult-worshipped sci-fi series lives on only in official Joss Whedon penned comic books. Or that the film spin-off Serenity flopped at the box office, therefore not sparking a franchise. So, they’re gonna do what any sensible fans would do. No, not quietly accept disappointment and move on with their lives – they’re starting a fundraising campaign to buy the rights to the franchise.

It started when “Firefly” star Nathan Fillion said in a recent interview, “If I got $300 million from the California Lottery, the first thing I would do is buy the rights to “Firefly,” make it on my own, and distribute it on the Internet.” That sounds like one of those things actors say to be nice, but would have no intention of ever following through on. Hardcore fans took it as a call to action and set-up HelpNathanBuyFirefly.com, which will be used to – did you guess it? – help Nathan buy “Firefly.” Naturally, their Facebook fan page already has over 52,000 likes.

To buy just the series rights, you’re talking millions of dollars. That isn’t Robocop statue money, it’s Hollywood power player / crazy Texas oil tycoon money. Then you’ve got to convince Fox to sell the rights, which they don’t gotta do. Even if they were crazy enough to sell, then you’d have to raise money to produce the series. That could be more millions, depending on the scale.

I’m not saying it isn’t possible. And I’m not saying anyone should stop loving a TV show cancelled after one season in 2002. What I do think is that if you’re gonna raise millions of dollars of people’s money, why not put it to a worthy cause: like funding my $40 million “Family Matters” fan film. I will keep the universe of Urkel, Urkelbot and Waldo Geraldo Faldo alive forever. (Cinema Blend)

"Hey, what's up Donkey? You're a donkey. Did you hear that I took the role in 'Uncharted?' Did you, Donkey? DID YOU?? Well, say hi to your mother for me."

Well, here’s some news that may or may not piss you off depending on whether or not you own a Playstation 3 or the “Firefly” box set. First, Mark Wahlberg is re-teaming with David O. Russell for a fourth film. Secondly, that film is Russell’s adaptation of Uncharted. Nathan Fillion had previously campaigned for the role, which seemed like a perfect fit. And Fillion fans are fairly rabid, so expect to hear some outcry.

Personally, I’m okay with this. Mark Wahlberg was awesome in Boogie Nights, Three Kings, and The Departed and thus gets a pass. Besides, I can’t really imagine Fillion (fine actor and nice guy that he is) holding his own on screen with Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci, who have also reportedly joined the film. I do, however, have two concerns. Won’t the presence of Max Payne in Uncharted confuse the baby? And, how much more trauma can be thrown at the Whedonverse this week? (MTV)

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David O. Russell surprised us all when he pulled a Paul Thomas AndersonPaul W.S. Anderson and took the helm of videogame adaptation Uncharted. MTV reports that Nathan Fillion, who apparently doesn’t mind gettin’ told, took to Twitter to campaign for the lead. He told his nerds:

"If ever there was a Twitter campaign, let this be it. Rise, ye Browncoats. Rise, ye Castillions. RISE!"

And rise they did. They took to Deadline’s comment section to nominate Fillion for the role. He should realize if you wanna get anything done, you need to take your case to Facebook. Look what it did for Betty White and that pickle that’s more well-liked than Nickelback. I’ve gotta agree though. Fillion would be a great fit for the project. He’s got the chin, the bravado, and the swagger. With juuuuust a little bit of special effects work, he could really look the part. As evidenced by this high-end digital mock-up.

James Gunn is going to break the Internet if he keeps casting so many geek-friendly actors in his upcoming Super. The superhero dark comedy stars Rainn Wilson as a man who up and decides to be a superhero after his wife leaves him despite his lack of powers. LOTR‘s Liv Tyler is the wife who leaves his ass for Kevin Bacon’s charming drug dealer. Now, Nathan Fillion (Dr. Horrible), Ellen Page (Inception), Linda Cardellini (Freaks and Geeks), Michael Rooker (Mallrats), Andre Royo (The Wire), Sean Gunn (Gilmore Girls), and Steve Agee (The Sarah Silverman Program) are all aboard the project.

The nerdgasmic film is currently filming in Louisiana with no confirmed release date. Rest assured, whatever opening day is decided upon will be the day that me and the other cool kids go rob the nerd houses. Those Star Wars figures will be mine! (GeekWeek)

Cast: Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic

Synopsis: A famous mystery novelist works with a bright and aggressive female detective to solve crimes.