Maybe profile shots are coming out soon.

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

Hide the children!

Excited to see Thor in 3D? How about Blur-O-Vision? New pics from the Kenneth Brannaugh directed movie are low on image quality, high on image cool-ity.

Pass these posters around the room.

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

Not digging these new posters. They look like someone took perfectly good ‘Thor’ publicity stills and tried to make a few terrible Calvin Klein ads.

More awards, more gift baskets, more crying losers.

This crazy trailer, condemned by the filmmaker and stars, also shows us glimpses of Rainn Wilson (“The Office”) and a frumpalicious Natalie Portman.

If you’re having an Asgard-attack, then we’ve got the inhaler for you: a brand new ‘Thor’ trailer.

This week we throw our Best Actress contenders into the Thunderdome, arm then with cudgels and see who among them has the fortitude to grab blood-smeared victory.

It was visually stunning and contained ballet sequences impressive enough that I can say so without having to punch something lest my masculinity be called into question.

It took a lot of complicated effects to make this movie look so simple.

It’s really just a thrill to be nominated. Unless you’re M. Night Shyamalan. Then it’s a miracle.

Natalie Portman lands a prestigious honor.

Director: Don Roos Cast: Natalie Portman, Lisa Kudrow, Lauren Ambrose, Scott Cohen, Mona Lerche, Mary Joy Synopsis: A comedy/drama that details the story of a woman’s difficult relationship with her…

It’s about as shocking as Farmville requests flooding your feed. Why do critics hate Andy’s toys?

Director: Ivan Reitman Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want…

If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you’re going to show a butt in the trailer, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent.

The movie seems like a friggen downer, so I’ll just stick to miscarriage-free films like Little Fockers. Ha! “Double dose of Focker.” That’s hysterical!

I’ve literally wanted to bang this girl since she was 13, and given the fact that we’re about the same age, that’s a lot less creepy than when I say the same about Emma Watson…or Daniel Radcliffe.

We’ve seen the red band trailer for David Gordon Green’s Your Highness and we all laughed and looked at Natalie Portman in a thong and it was a really good time. Today, we have the green band version.

Somewhere, there’s a zombie precariously close to jumping over a shark.

Marvel has dropped the new trailer for Thor after debuting the Spawn-esque poster earlier today. It stars Chris Hemsworth as the superhero whose weapon of choice is a heavy-ass hammer. Anthony Hopkins plays Odin/Steam Punk Santa.

While watching two drugged-out teens lick their way to the bottom of the porn industry is fun, watching two “legitimate” actresses getting it on for art’s sake has its own perverse charm.

Director: Darren Aronofsky
Cast: Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis
Synopsis: A thriller that focuses in on the relationship between a veteran ballet dancer and a rival.
Genre: Drama / Thriller
Release Date: December 1, 2010

Franco and McBride play brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco’s fair maiden is kidnapped by an evil witch-man, the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong.