Mira Sorvino is every Italian dude’s fantasy: a tall, tough, hot, Italian broad whose dad played Paulie in Goodfellas. She also won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role as a foul-mouthed prostitute in the Woody Allen flick Mighty Aphrodite. So in summary, she’s a tall, tough, hot, Italian foul-mouthed prostitute. Check, please!

A word from Mira: “There’s a side of my personality that goes completely against the East Coast educated person and wants to be a pin-up girl in garages across America.”

But then you remember how degrading that is, right? I’ve heard it 1000 times from you brainy girls. It always ends in me putting the lens cap back on my camera.

More of Mira’s beauty and less of her brains after the jump.