Best Movie
Black Swan
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Inception
The Social Network
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Best Comedic Performance
Adam Sandler — Just Go With It
Ashton Kutcher — No Strings Attached
Emma Stone — Easy A
Russell Brand — Get Him to the Greek
Zach Galifianakis — Due Date

Best Jaw-Dropping Moment
James Franco — 127 Hours, Cuts Off His Arm
Justin Bieber — Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, Performance Spectacular
Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page — Inception, Paris Café Scene
Natalie Portman — Black Swan, Mutilation: Pulls The Skin Off Her Finger
Steve-O — Jackass 3D, Port-A-Potty Bungee Stunt

Best Female Performance
Emma Stone (Easy A)
Emma Watson (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1)
Jennifer Aniston (Just Go With It)
Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Natalie Portman (Black Swan)

Best Male Performance
Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1)
Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network)
Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Zac Efron (Charlie St. Cloud)

Best Kiss
Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt — Inception
Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson — The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner — The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis — Black Swan

The six other categories can be seen at MTV’s website and meditated upon. Commit them to memory so you can take part in The Great Conversation. (MovieLine)

SNL cast member Jason Sudeikis has been tapped to host the 20th annual “MTV Movie Awards.” The show, which I remember as being pretty funny many years ago, has award categories like “Best WTF Moment,” “Best Scared-As-S**t Performance,” and “Best Kiss,” which is easy to win if you’re a hot girl who kissed another hot girl in a motion picture.

Nowadays, it’s an excuse to give awards to Twilight, and even a smart, funny comedian like Sudeikis will run out of good Twilight material early in the broadcast. Just ask Aziz Ansari. Still, nice to see more spotlights on Sudeikis. I’m sure when he got the news, he immediately started dancing in his red and white Adidas track suit.

“MTV Movie Awards” airs on some network July 5th, and he stars in Horrible Bosses on July 8. Coincidence? Absolutely. (LA Times)

For those who missed it, Aziz Ansari rented a child’s tux and hosted the 2010 Extended Twilight Saga: Eclipse Commercial last night and it was off the (insert current slang)! Girls kissed for attention, Tom Cruise stole Ben Stiller’s act, and some people went home with awards. And some of them weren’t even in Twilight.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon swept of course, taking home five awards for Best Picture, Best Male and Female Performance, Best Kiss, and the Global Superstar Award. Anna Kendrick picked up a Golden Popcorn for her breakout in Up In The Air, and Beyonce and Ali Larter won Best Fight for Obsessed. And good for them. Larter trained with Yuen Wo-ping for 4 months to learn how to properly rip a bitch’s weave.

FULL LIST OF "WINNERS" AFTER THE JUMP….

BEST MOVIE
The Twilight Saga: New Moon — Chris Weitz, Director; Wyck Godfrey and Karen Rosenfelt, Producers (Summit Entertainment)

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Summit Entertainment)

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Summit Entertainment)

BREAKOUT STAR
Anna Kendrick – Up In The Air (Paramount Pictures)

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover (Warner Bros. Pictures)

BEST VILLAIN
Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Warner Bros. Pictures)

BEST FIGHT
Beyonce vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed (Screen Gems/Sony Pictures)

BEST KISS
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Summit Entertainment)

BEST WTF MOMENT
Ken Jeong – The Hangover (Warner Bros. Pictures)

BEST SCARED AS S**T PERFORMANCE
Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body (Twentieth Century Fox)

BEST BADASS
Rain – Ninja Assassin (Warner Bros. Pictures)

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Summit Entertainment)

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Despite all the f-bombs and phony homosexual make-out sessions, the MTV Movie Awards still managed to find something for the kids: a new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

In the final installment of the franchise, Harry Potter prepares for the ultimate showdown with Lord Voldemort, better known as Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler without the wig and prosthetic nose. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Watch the new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer after the jump.

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Sandra Bullock‘s trophy case is growing decreasingly impressive. The Oscar-winner is slated to receive the MTV Generation Award at tonight’s Movie Awards, and picked up a "Troops Choice Entertainer Of the Year Award" at Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards last night.

"Let’s be honest here, just for a moment. We’re all going to be honest, right?" Bullock quipped. "Did I win this for being entertainer of the year, or did I win this because of the spectacular I.E.D. explosion that became my personal life?" This drew a hearty laugh for Sgt. First Class Santiago. And then a low, nervous laugh as his fingers absent-mindedly stroked the plastic where his thigh used to be.

Ms. Bullock looked stunning in a tight black leather Elie Saab knee-length dress, Casadei heels and lack of forehead tattoos. (E! Online)

Buuuuuuuh? Katy Perry is finally going to release those perfect sweater puppies of hers? That’s what the stacked singer told Predator-haired Sway in an interview for MTV. "I’ll be naked. There will be tons of naked girls," said Perry. 

I sure hope this isn’t some big marketing ploy to get people to tune into the "MTV Movie Awards" this Sunday. The promise of boobs will make a man do funny things, like watching a ceremony where Twilight is one of the films up for best picture and it actually has a decent chance of winning. I’m know they can’t show full on flesh on MTV, but I better watch with extreme attentiveness just in case the Gods allow a nip slip.

Check out video proof of Katy saying she’ll be naked after the jump.

If MTV keeps up these humorous bits I might just watch their movie awards show this season. Aziz Ansari and Tom Cruise have been killin’ it. Yesterday we saw Cruise as Tropic Thunder’s Studio Exec Les Grossman rip the pants off a Risky Business version of himself, and now he’s telling Rob Pats to not touch a single hair on his oily scalp. A good mane can get a man far in this world. Example: Rob Pats.

Check out the promo after the jump. The "MTV Movie Awards" airs June 6.

Tom Cruise dons a fat suit again to play Tropic Thunder studio exec Les Grossman in this promo for the "MTV Movie Awards." Apparently Les was a producer on the set of Risky Business, and it was his brilliant idea for Tom Cruise’s character Joel Goodsen to slide in the room in his tighty-whiteys. I wonder what it’s like to slap the ass of a younger version of yourself? I’m pretty sure Time Cop rules apply and you get sucked up into your own butthole. Hey, blame physics, not moi. 

Check out the promo after the jump.

The MTV Movie Awards aired last night and it was largely one big advertisement for Twilight and Transformers. However, nestled amongst the whoredom was a funny moment where Marshall Mathers got a mug full of man-ass thanks to Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno. I’m not sure if this was a set-up or not but it really does seem like Slim Shady was not looped in on the stunt. Check out the video over at /Film to draw your own conclusion.

And here’s some more Hollywood happenings…

The Fallen revealed. (io9)

Anchorman 2 not happening yet. (HitFix)

Brittany Murphy grows increasingly irrelevant. (The Playlist)

Ghostbusters Is Hiring. (Sony)

Piranha behind the scenes pics are gory. (Dread Central)

The MTV Movie Awards are back with another “For Your Consideration” short. This time, Andy Samberg goes for “Best Villain” in the decidedly non-villainous Gentle Dismemberment. While the wooing of Rashida Jones with a wicker basket of puppies does not scream “evil genius,” his dastardly top hat and twirly mustache sure as hell makes him look the part. 

Before, there was "Slaughter Shack."  Now, the 2009 MTV Movie Awards proudly presents Andy Samberg and Anne Hathaway in the Hallmark Movie of the Week-like™ film "Evenings with Ms. Eloise." Anne Hathaway proves herself to be a comic equal to Samberg, but looks way hotter in drag here.

Like I said before, I may hate everything about the actual awards ceremony, but damned if they don’t make funny promos and intersitials to go with ‘em.