MTV Movie Awards 2010 Winners
Tuesday, May 3 by Amanda Ferguson

MTV Movie Awards 2010 winners are dominated by "Twilight" and "The Hangover." Each award is humorous and tailors to the MTV target demographic. The acceptance speeches served as a chance…

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MTV Finds New Reason To Give ‘The Situation’ Money: A Development Deal
Tuesday, May 3 by

MTV executives have a plan called Jerseynomics. Basically, it involves throwing tons of money at the cast of their hit reality snoozefest “Jersey Shore,” and then… good… happens.

It’s Hard To Score When You’re A ‘Teen Wolf’
Thursday, April 28 by

Even if your abs could stop a silver bullet.

Cast Of Jersey Shore
Tuesday, April 26 by Daniel Khalil

If you've been living under a rock lately, you're probably wondering who the cast of "Jersey Shore" is. "Jersey Shore" is a reality TV show that follows eight young, "Italian"…

Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work
Thursday, April 7 by

WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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MTV Developing A Series Based On ‘Catfish’
Thursday, March 31 by

Can we get Chris Hansen involved in this please?

MTV Call Dibs On UK’s ‘Inbetweeners’. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!
Thursday, March 31 by

MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.

MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ Trailer Features Shockingly Little Wolfsketball
Tuesday, March 29 by

Bad news Michael J. Fox fans: the trailer is ‘Teen Wolf’ meets ‘Twilight’.

5 Best MTV Reality TV Shows
Saturday, March 19 by Natalie Kuchik

The 5 best MTV reality TV shows are the most notable and memorable. They all feature ordinary people living their life in front of the cameras in unscripted situations. Every…

Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

Viacom Brings Its Smartest Shows Back To Hulu: ‘Colbert’, ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Jersey Shore’
Wednesday, February 2 by

National productivity: your days are numbered.

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This Is Gonna Be Cool: ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Return To MTV This Summer
Wednesday, February 2 by

Will fans of the original be able to enjoy, or even tolerate these characters 17 years later?

‘Skins’ Creator Says “I Don’t Make Porn” While Fighting Giant Boner
Wednesday, January 26 by

Elsley and MTV are fighting back against “child porn” allegations and sticking to their fully exposed teenage guns.

9 Replacement Sponsors For MTV’s ‘Skins’
Tuesday, January 25 by

MTV won’t miss the sponsors who have dropped. Why? Because there are dozens more just waiting to cash in on the sweet, sweet scent of underage ass. With that in mind, here are nine replacement sponsors for MTV’s “Skins.”

‘Skins’ Too Sexy For Sandwiches, Tacos, Gum, And Cars
Monday, January 24 by

Due to pressure from the Parents’ Television Association, Subway is the most recent advertiser to pull out of the racy MTV show ‘Skins’. Pun very much intended.

PTC Lame-os Overreact To MTV’s ‘Skins’
Thursday, January 20 by

I guess we’re not allowed to pile minors in a sweaty, semi-nude, post-opiate/coital orgy hill.

Dirty Version Of ‘Skins’ Trailer Makes A Party Foul
Tuesday, January 11 by

The teens are getting even more cray cray in this longer, dirtier version of MTV’s “Skins” promo trailer.

‘Jersey Shore’ Season Three Trailer: A Tale Of Two Snookis
Tuesday, December 21 by

“Jersey Shore” has once again proven too powerful for the Valtrex of good taste, and will return to airwaves for a third season.

Watch Teens In MTV’s ‘Skins’ Get Cray Cray
Monday, November 22 by

In MTV’s remake of the UK cult hit “Skins,” teens smoke pot, drink booze, take pills, and lie to their parents. This new spot nicely demonstrates those vices with a groovy track from Sleigh Bells adding to the reverse debauchery.

MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ Doesn’t Look Annoying/Crappy
Monday, November 15 by

Here we have an early look at MTV’s “Teen Wolf” series, and it looks pretty good. By that, I mean it doesn’t look too much like Twilight. And there are crossbows.

Mini ‘Jersey Shore’ Halloween
Monday, November 1 by

Some people weren't meant to be parents.

First Look At Sexy Teens In MTV’s ‘Skins’ Trailer
Thursday, October 21 by

MTV is preparing to launch their scripted remake of the cult UK series "Skins" in January, and today we have a first look. The series follows a group of students who have way more fun than I did in high school. And college. Basterds.
I'm not familiar with the original UK series but from what I've been told by die-hard fans, this pilot is a pretty faithful remake. So, before you purists start whining about Americanizations or the fact that MTV doesn't play many music videos anymore, it's important that you recall this is a show about semi-nude teenagers. If you hate that, you're not a real American and you should move to England or some sh*t.
Check out the trailer after the jump…

You Are Not Being Punk’d: Justin Bieber to Host ‘Punk’d’ Revival
Tuesday, October 5 by

He's coming for you, Bruno Mars.
NoooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!! MTV is bringing back the series "Punk'd" and they want Justin Bieber to host it. If it were April 1st I'd be more accepting of this news, but it's not, it's October 5th. We are NOT being punk'd.
The show's creators/executive producers/original hosts Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg are back to exec produce, so don't go thinking the quality of the content will slip. They're all over that. Sports cars will continue to be towed and lunch orders "accidently" botched. The only difference is Justin Bieber will now emerge from around the corner to reveal the ruse with a sh*t-eating grin on his face. Let's hope 50 Cent is packing and doesn't appreciate pranks. (Deadline)

Two New MTV Shows Herald The “Death” Of Music Videos
Wednesday, September 15 by

MTV is continuing to diversify its creative landscape (translation: showing less Ke$ha videos) by picking up two new scripted programs. Following the lead set by nerd-with-massive-hog dramedy "The Hard Times Of RJ Berger," the network has greenlit "That Girl" and "Death Valley."
"That Girl" tells the story of a high school student who becomes popular after an accident leads her classmates to believe she attempted suicide. "Death Valley" is a feaux-documentary series starring Ben Linus's hot daughter from "Lost" Tania Raymonde as a monster hunter in the San Fernando Valley. Think of it as somthing like "Buffy" meets "Cops." Or like "Ghosthunters" but with actual plots and events happening. (THR)

Mike Judge Plans ‘Beavis and Butthead’ Revival
Wednesday, July 7 by

Good news. It looks like the monkeyslaps at MTV will show music videos again. Of course, they will be packaged with commentary from Beavis and Butthead. The deals aren't in place yet, but Mike Judge is planning on bringing the buttmunches out of retirement for a new set of 30 adventures. If picked up, the show will stick to its former format of sketch-videos-sketch with the focus being on more contemporary artists. In other words, there will be heated debate on who has the bigger schlong, Beavis or Lady Gaga. Smart money's on Gaga. (JoBlo)

Cover Your Everything for the ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 Teaser
Wednesday, June 30 by

They're in Miami, bitch. The east coast was cold, making it impossible to cop a sweet tan, so MTV crated up the cast of "Jersey Shore" and shipped them to Miami for Season 2 of the decline of totally juiced western civilization. As you can probably guess, there's more drinking, scratching, narcissim, and unintelligible negative comments toward ego-threatening houseguests, all with a built in fish out of water hook. Cocaine sales in South Beach are about to skyrocket. Check out the teaser after the jump…

MTV to Axe Four ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Members (Not Axe Body Spray)
Wednesday, June 16 by

The oil spill destroys yet another beach.In today's economy, job security is almost non-existent. This is even true for those of us who get paid to be a raging douche bag and/or herpes spreading skank.TMZ is reporting that at least half the cast of "Jersey Shore" is facing the chopping block after MTV executives were "underwhelmed" by their performances this season. Obviously, this means there's been an overall decline in the number of teenage viewers renouncing Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, and someone at the network needs to be held accountable.The cast members in question are Lenny, Squiggy, Amerigo and "The C-Word." (TMZ)

2010 MTV Movie Awards: The Big “Winners”
Monday, June 7 by

For those who missed it, Aziz Ansari rented a child's tux and hosted the 2010 Extended Twilight Saga: Eclipse Commercial last night and it was off the (insert current slang)! Girls kissed for attention, Tom Cruise stole Ben Stiller's act, and some people went home with awards. And some of them weren't even in Twilight.The Twilight Saga: New Moon swept of course, taking home five awards for Best Picture, Best Male and Female Performance, Best Kiss, and the Global Superstar Award. Anna Kendrick picked up a Golden Popcorn for her breakout in Up In The Air, and Beyonce and Ali Larter won Best Fight for Obsessed. And good for them. Larter trained with Yuen Wo-ping for 4 months to learn how to properly rip a bitch's weave.FULL LIST OF "WINNERS" AFTER THE JUMP….

New ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ Trailer from the MTV Movie Awards
Monday, June 7 by

"Dream On," Lord Voldemort. Dream until your dreams come true.Despite all the f-bombs and phony homosexual make-out sessions, the MTV Movie Awards still managed to find something for the kids: a new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. In the final installment of the franchise, Harry Potter prepares for the ultimate showdown with Lord Voldemort, better known as Aerosmith's Steven Tyler without the wig and prosthetic nose. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Watch the new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer after the jump.

Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson: Lame Lesbian Action
Sunday, June 6 by

OMG! Did you see that Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson made out at the MTV Movie Awards!?! I was all like WTF? Then I was LMAO! And then I farted. If it was 1994, I guess this would have been shocking. But it's 2010, and thanks in no small part to MTV, our society has been desensitized to the point where Sandra would need to pull out a strap-on for anyone to bat an eye. In a world where hardcore lesbian pornography is only a "redtube" away, is this sort of "stunt" really necessary? Tune in next week for another minute with Andy Rooney. Watch Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson lock lips (not the good kind) after the jump (at the 4 minute mark).

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