See it if you’ve read the book. See it for Affleck’s dong. We don’t really care why, but just go see Gone Girl.
Tusk stretches its wafer-thin premise far beyond its breaking point, and the result is an all too long inside joke that looks like a poor man’s Wes Anderson directed a homeless man’s Human Centipede.
Back before movie reviews could be summed up in 13 characters or less, there were two gentleman who stood atop the peak of film criticism. Simply put, *no one* could rip a movie a new a-hole like Siskel and Ebert.
Dear Hollywood: Please stop acting like a 13 character hashtag counts as a legitimate endorsement of your subpar product.
Despite all the fanboy hand-wringing, TMNT is not the childhood-defiling catastrophe that so many people predicted it would be. It’s also not a very good movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy can best be described as a two-hour montage set to a 1970′s Jock Jams mixtape (and that’s a good thing).
Get ready to see one more movie that will leave you planning to never board a plane again!!
Oh, to go back to the days when naked people sang songs in circles on the solstice.
‘Contagion’ doesn’t care if you feel bad for these people.
By Afrim, sole member of the Albanian Guard Hello, United States, for one time again. Is Afrim. Is you remember me? I tell you about movie Angels plus Demons. I back in internet café in Baltimore. I is having problems with travel visa and immigration police tell me I can no go back to Albania. Is okay, I have good bed for sleeping at house of my cousin Fatbardha. Is better than box of wood that I am sleeping in Tirana! Is kidding! I has very comfortable mule for sleeping.