In the film, Weisz plays a total narco who runs afoul of private contractors in post-war Bosnia. Much like in Letha Weapon 2, the bad guys hide behind their diplomatic immunity while doing all manner of illegal activity. Will Weisz live long enough to go all Murtaugh on their asses? She’d better. She’s getting too old for this shit.

Monica Bellucci has been the gorgous Italian babe to haunt many of mens’ dreams ever since sucking Keanu Reeves’s blood in Bram Stoker‘s Dracula. Catch her in the upcoming Disney flick The Sorcerer’s Apprentice playing a sexy sorceress that will move the next generation of young men to puberty.

A word from Monica: “My body is so important to me… I use everything I have.”

Your body is so important to us too. We’d like to run a diagnostic test if possible.

More examples of why I love Italy so darn much after the jump.

Nicolas Cage loooooooves fake hair. We recently posted The Season of the Witch trailer, in which Cage dons flowing locks of stringy fibers, and it appears he continues the trend in the new trailer for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. There’s CG magic abound in the Disney film, and Jay Barachul in disbelief of most of it. I have to say though, the dragon stuff is pretty cool. I mean, it’s no Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, because that "film" was clearly Rob Cohen jerkin’ it in front of a mirror, so maybe Apprentice can give CG dragons the recognition they deserve.

The trailer below is proof of what happens when a sorcerer leaves his workshop in the hands of an inept apprentice, who naturally puts a spell on a broomstick to do chores for him (because he’s lazy) and the brookstick goes apesh*t. Jay Barachul plays Mickey Mouse. 

The film is directed by Jon Turteltaub, who directed Instinct, the movie where Anthony Hopkins plays a monkey, and the National Treasure movies. 

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