It’s about to get projectile vomit-y in here!! In an apparent bid to recruit more kids to the priesthood, there are two new movies centering around exorcisms in the Hollywood pipeline. Priests are so hot right now. They’re the new vampires.

First up, Anthony Hopkins has signed on for the supernatural thriller The Rite. He’ll play a Vatican-sanctioned exorcist whose methods are untraditional. In other words, he’s a priest who doesn’t follow the rules. Good luck finding a volunteer to stay after Sunday School to bang out erasers with you. (THR)

The Hangover‘s Zach Galifianakis will portray an exorcist/slacker in Miracle Workers. The comedy tells the story of two friends who pose as exorcists until they encounter a truly malevolent evil. Shouldn’t be a problem for Zach. He worked with Mike Tyson and survived. A demon would only rape him half as much. (Dread Central)