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The 16 Sexiest WAGs of ‘Expendables’ Cast Members
Tuesday, August 12 by

Over three installments, the Expendables action series has featured an army of Hollywood’s most iconic tough guys. And as you can imagine, some of these dudes have been notoriously lucky with the ladies.

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David Attenborough Narrates Miley’s VMA Performance
Thursday, October 31 by

Her mysterious rituals explained.

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SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis
Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.

Miley inspired this girl to have an existential crisis just by standing next to her.
This Miley Cyrus Documentary Trailer May Cause Ocular Bleeding
Friday, September 20 by

Billy Ray cameo or GTFO.

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You No Longer Have To Imagine Nicolas Cage’s Face Laid Over Miley Cyrus’s In The ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video
Monday, September 16 by

It’s exists now.

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Let’s Retire The Word Twerk Now That Every Newscaster Except Brian Williams Has Said It By This Point
Wednesday, August 28 by

Welcome to the dictionary, twerk. Now get the hell out!

Way to own your sexuality, Miley.
The MTV VIdeo Music Awards Manufactured A Sad Little Controversy Last Night
Monday, August 26 by

Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.

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The FBI Recruits Miley Cyrus Because Reasons In ‘So Undercover’
Friday, December 7 by

You’re better than this, Jeremy Piven. Not by much, but still, you’re better than this.

Some Short but Sweet Quotes From The Last Song
Saturday, October 8 by Andrea Miller
American Idol Season 9 Episodes
Sunday, August 21 by Ergopotamo

"American Idol" season 9 episodes have delighted audiences all along. If you can’t wait to get an idea of what will happen in the competition but still don’t want to…

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Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now Available For All You Fans Of ‘The Last Song’
Tuesday, April 5 by

Miley Cyrus will put her name on anything.

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The Weinsteins Getting In Bed With Miley Cyrus
Wednesday, March 2 by

Our nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief to know that the Miley Cyrus comedy ‘So Undercover’ will be distributed by The Weinstein Company.

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Jeremy Piven’s Got Dirt On Miley Cyrus
Tuesday, January 11 by

Anthropomorphic feminine wash Jeremy Piven has signed on to So Undercover, a not-at-all-gritty Miley Cyrus vehicle.

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Watch Miley Cyrus Trip Balls
Friday, December 10 by

Normally we don’t cover gossipy stuff, but I couldn’t resist posting Miley Cyrus doing bong rips and getting eeeeeeeeeff’d up.

OMFG Ashley Greene and Thomas Jane Join ‘LOL’
Wednesday, June 30 by

The unfairly hot Ashley Greene and The Punisher Thomas Jane are in talks to join the Miley Cyrus film 'LOL'. Yes, we've come to the point where movies are being named after text message abbreviations. According to THR, "the story centers on a teenage girl (Cyrus) who is dumped by her more sexually experienced boyfriend while her divorcee mother (Demi Moore) struggles to move on with her life." Greene will play a high school bad girl, and Jane will be Cyrus' father. One problem. The movie stars Miley Cyrus, which means Disney will have a double padlock chastity belt secured on it. So Ashley Greene is playing a bad girl, but we won't get to see her do anything really bad. Such as seducing Demi Moore into some surprisingly graphic girl-on-girl action. …And now I apply the stand-by ice pack.

WHAT CELEBS COULD LEARN FROM HE-MAN
Tuesday, August 4 by

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe wasn't just an awesome platform to sell toys. It was also a program that delivered good moral values to its young viewers, especially at the end of each episode (not unlike G.I. Joe).
Our scientists scoured the 'nets and assembled a collection of some of these lessons taught to us by He-Man and fellow Eternians… and then we thought about all the celebrities that could stand to learn from them.
Check out these lessons below. You might just learn something, too.