Screen Junkies » mike and molly http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 30 Sep 2014 20:27:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/fat-chick-dorks-dominate-early-emmys/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/fat-chick-dorks-dominate-early-emmys/#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 01:32:43 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=228900 Suck it, Sofia Vergara!

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If the early winners are any indication, this year’s Emmy Awards will be dominated by fatties, nerds, and fuglys. In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a huge dork and my face looks like an orangutan’s ass. As such, I’m allowed to make fun of these people, kind of like Chris Rock can drop N-bombs.

Early winners include noted dork Jim Parsons (Actor in a Comedy Series/The Big Bang Theory), the always rotund Melissa McCarthy (Actress in a Comedy Series/Mike and Molly), and nerd extraordinaire Ty Burrell (supporting actor in a comedy series/Modern Family). In fact, the only attractive person to win thus far has been Julie Bowen (supporting actress in a comedy series/Modern Family), but she managed to beat out the ridiculously hot Sofia Vergara, who makes her look unattractive by comparison. If this keeps up, Steve Buscemi and Peter Dinklage are friggen shoe ins.

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9 Rejected ‘For Your Emmy Consideration’ Ads http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/9-rejected-for-your-emmy-consideration-ads/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/9-rejected-for-your-emmy-consideration-ads/#comments Tue, 21 Jun 2011 16:36:32 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=216981 I set to work harassing my dozens of insider contacts, and was given access to the following rejected 'For Your Emmy Consideration' ads.

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At about this time every years, trade publications and websites are overrun with ads from various television shows asking for “your consideration” in regard to the Emmys. And this year, like a reoccurring herpes outbreak, they are right on cue. I’m sure that for people who are actually involved with nominating shows, these ads are somewhat flattering. But for me, being asked to “consider” Jay Leno‘s fat face day after day is nothing short of torture.

But if nothing else, seeing these ads made me wonder how the networks decide which shows to promote. With the abundance of crap on television, there must be quite a deliberation process. With that in mind, I set to work harassing my dozens of insider contacts, and was given access to the following rejected ‘For Your Emmy Consideration’ ads. I hope you find them as insightful as I have.

“The Hasselhoffs”

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