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Ranking the Many, Many Deaths of Michael Myers By Improbability
Friday, October 31 by

It’s as if the screenwriters of these movies didn’t even take the time to do the proper research before putting pen to paper.

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‘Halloween’ With Mike Myers As Michael Myers
Friday, October 26 by

Yeah, baby! Yeah!!

The horror!
Who Is More Terrifying: Michael Myers or Mike Myers?
Thursday, October 27 by

Two Myers enter, on Myers leaves.

Halloween Quotes
Sunday, May 1 by George Root

Even though the main character in "Halloween" (1978) never spoke a word, there are still many "Halloween" quotes that people remember from the movie. Because the main character is silent…

Robert Pattinson Halloween Mask
Monday, October 18 by

And you thought it was scary when it was homicidal maniac Michael Myers. (Crushable)
You'll get one piece of candy for each link.
Celebrity Karaoke (Moviefone)
Man Invites Strangers to Sit On Face to Achieve World Peace (Asylum)
Slutty Star Wars Halloween Costumes (Ranker)
Moral of the Story: Don't Wear Sandals (HolyTaco)
John Milius Explains Apocalypse Now, His Hatred of Hippies (FilmDrunk)
Hottest Animal Lovers (Maxim)
Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day: Limersa (BarstoolSports)
Biker Crashes Headfirst into Wall (EgoTV)
The Pajiba Power Rankings (Pajiba)
Pokeman is a Young Man's Game (Unreality)
Some Spelling Lessons from the Wisconsin Badgers' Fans (TotalProSports)
18 Failed Celebrity Albums (Smosh)
Hot Russian Spy Anna Chapman Poses for Maxim (BroBible)
Miley Cyrus Gives Angry, Hate-Filled Speech (CelebJihad)
Martin Kampmann Thinks Jake Shields is a Boring Fighter (CagePotato)
President Obama to Appear on Mythbusters (PopEater)
Eva Longoria Rapping (TuVez)
Cowboys, Mountain Men, and Grizzly Bears (MadeMan)

Donkey Licks Puss in ‘Shrek 4′ Trailer
Friday, March 12 by

The new trailer for Shrek Forever After has hit, and it seems Dreamworks is kickin' it up a notch. Don't worry, it's still a kids' movie. I just try to find the most perverted part of everything and anything, and exploit it. I'm a big fan of the first Shrek, and even the second and third have their moments, but in Shrek Forever After I swear I can hear the staticy sound of crisp Benjamins passing over the mic as the cast counts their residuals. Far Away Land has grown tiresome, and the jokes about the fairy tale creatures we know and love fall flat. Will the Shrek series go out with a bang or a soft, wet fart? Find out May 21, 2010. Check out the donkey on cat action below.