Have we forgotten his teachings?

“R” is short for “awesome.”

In honor of the campaign for ‘Prometheus’…

I’m starting to feel really bad for the crew of the Prometheus. Not only do they have to travel far from home and those they love, but they also need…

Director: Steven Soderbergh Cast: Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender Synopsis: A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission. Release Date: January 20, 2011

No more teasers…

This should really be a crowd-pleaser!

Our jaws are salivating too.

It’s more Irish than a potato famine.

She’s powerless to resist a man with old-timey facial hair.

The villain from Watchman teaming up with the director of ‘Oldboy’? If you’re not ‘Stoker’-ed, then you weep alone.

It’s so good, I held my pee for at least 90 minutes because I didn’t want to miss anything.

Could use more boobs.

Yes, another one.

New TV Spots for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2′ and ‘X-Men: First Class’: Muggles vs. Mutants.

Fassbender is in talks to join Danny Boyle’s thriller remake ‘Trances’, where he’d play a regular old human art thief.

Mere hours after releasing a US trailer, Fox has released a new international trailer with some previously unseen footage peppered in. That was Quicksilver fast.

Mutants!

There are also reports that xenomorphs are eating lunch their disgusting lunches on set. I’m bursting out of your chest… with ‘Prometheus’ news.

Another day, another ‘X-Men: First Class’ trailer.

In Fox’s new poster for ‘X-Men: First Class’, we see Beast, Mystique, and a bunch of non-blue muties all walking in different directions. Or standing around. Whatever.

New still from ‘X-Men: First Class’ and also a not-yet-officially-released TV spot. See it before Marvel’s lawyers do.

Punk rock!

January Jones is doing her part to save the magazine industry.

Andrew Garfield, James McAvoy and Robert Pattinson are all up for the lead role of Tetsuo. If the audition requires shirtlessness, Pattinson’s got the experience edge.

The marketing team behind these ‘X-Men: First Class’ posters have revealed their mutant power: they can create images that boggle the mind with terribleness.

Once again, the internationals get all the best stuff. Their dorm rooms must look so much cooler than ours. In this case, it’s these really sweet X-Men: First Class posters.

In addition, Fassbender quietly confirms the kind of character he’s playing. Hint: It may not be human, you guys.

Our patience has paid off. Finally, a good look at the swinging 60′s of X-Men: First Class. Not to mention the little outfit that Matthew Vaughn convinced January Jones to slip into.

“Would you like to see my collection of expensive, metal wall plate thingies?”