Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.
You will be missed, MCD.
In 8 new clips, you’ll see how Hal Jordan learns to fly, thanks to the help of Fish Chicken McGee – among other things.
No Lantern left behind, Kilowog.
No trailer shall escape your sight.
The universe is gonna be saved by Ryan Reynolds, Forehead Man, Ugly Dog Face Man, and Chicken Fish: The Superhero.
Yeah, sure. It looks like ‘The Mask’, but at least it doesn’t look like ‘Son Of The Mask’.
Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.
Don’t worry. We’re going to see a revised marketing onslaught soon enough.
The new “Bones” spin-off will give America three lovely hours to fall in love with Geoff Stults, who will play the titular Finder.
You're gonna love my nuts (but probably not my movie).
Vince Offer, a.k.a. the ShamWow Guy, made a movie, and we have the trailer. You getting this, camera guy?
What's even more surprising is the fact that it isn't his first film. Underground Comedy 2010, which was both written and directed by Offer, is actually a followup to his previous work, Underground Comedy Movie. What the film lacks in the way of an original title it more than makes up for with off-the-wall cameos. Bobby Lee plays a character named Dickman, Michael Clarke Duncan plays a gay virgin, and Lindsay Lohan plays herself in this bizarre, most likely straight to video flick.
Last I heard, Offer, a vocal opponent and former member of the Church of Scientology, had been hauled off to jail for punching a hooker in the face (supposedly in self-defense). I'm suprised that he's back, but I'm even more suprised that the Scientologists didn't put the kibosh on his film, considering their reach in Hollywood. Although after watching the trailer, maybe they figured it would do more harm to his career if they simply allowed it to be released. (Cinema Blend)
Watch the ShamWow Guy's movie trailer after the jump…
***Sigh*** When will Hollywood stop playing host to such vicious, celebratory depictions of retired-boxer-on-fish violence? The trailer for Broken Lizard's Slammin' Salmon easily sets the movement back at least 11 days. Maybe 12.Check it out after the jump and start picketing. Fish hooks aren't for fish! Fish hooks aren't for fish!