I'd definitely buy them underwear.
Michael Bay Forced To Shoot Sequel To ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Commercial
Friday, February 17 by

Suffer the poor artist.

It's what this planet needs.
Michael Bay Rolling Out ‘Transformers’ Reboot
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.

A less rewarding film experience than 'Snow Dogs'
7 Pearl Harbor Movies Ranked From Worst To Best
Wednesday, December 7 by

With all due respect…

Trespassers will be shot on sight.
Michael Bay Will Direct ‘Transformers 4′ If He Must
Wednesday, December 7 by

As if there was ever any doubt.

Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!
Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’
Monday, December 5 by

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

He's already dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, which is pretty much the only requirement for the gig.
‘Transformers’ Might Shoot Installments 4 And 5 Back-To-Back With Jason Statham
Tuesday, October 18 by

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

Now bite it and smile, monkey.
11 Cheesiest Movie Product Placements Of All Time
Tuesday, September 20 by

Brought to you by the fine people at Red Bull Energy Drink. Delicious.

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Michael Bay Epic Spinning Shot Supercut
Monday, August 8 by

How can one shot be packed with so much drama?

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Weekend Box Office Report: America Loves ‘Transformers’*
Monday, July 4 by

*But not as much as the rest of the world does.

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Did Michael Bay Use The Same Incomprehensible Footage In Two Movies?
Sunday, July 3 by

It’s his footage, he’ll use it as much as he wants!

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Shia LaBeouf Is So Over Running Away From Giant Robots
Saturday, July 2 by

Three movies is enough for any man.

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Michael Bay To Do “Small” Film Next
Wednesday, June 29 by

‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Wednesday, June 29 by

Director: Michael Bay

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Review: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Wednesday, June 29 by

If this were just a movie about cool robot fights, that would be awesome. That’s not what it is though.

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The Ultimate ‘Transformers’ Quiz
Tuesday, June 28 by

Think you know a lot about ‘Transformers’? Well it’s time to put up or shut up.

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Links Away: The Michael Bay Formula
Monday, June 27 by

Say what you will about Michael Bay, he certainly has a distinctive style.

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Michael Bay’s Letter To ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Projectionists Translated
Monday, June 27 by

While the letter’s tone may seem polite and deferential to the untrained eye, those in the know are able to read between the lines.

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Michael Bay Brightens Up ‘Transformers’ 3D
Thursday, June 23 by

He’s taken extra steps to explode your mind.

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“Michael Bay Is Not A Sexist Pig,” Says Hot Piece
Tuesday, June 7 by

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is cool with Bay’s directing style.

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Shockwave’s Got His Red, Glowing Transformers-Eye On You
Friday, June 3 by

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

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Of Course There’s A Robotic Turkey Vulture In The New ‘Transformers’
Friday, June 3 by

We all knew it was just a matter of time.

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Feminist Of The Year Shia LaBeouf Stripped Of His Title
Friday, June 3 by

Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.

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See New 3D ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Trailer, If You’ve Got The Tech
Friday, May 20 by

Finally, a ‘Transformers’ video with Transformers in it.

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You Don’t Have To Wait As Long To See ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’
Friday, May 20 by

Adjust your calendar that turns into a robot accordingly.

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Transformers Clip Turns Army Guys Into Flying Squirrels
Thursday, May 19 by

There are no Autobots or Decepticons, but there are Duhamel-borgs.

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Michael Bay To Produce Brilliantly Named Film: ‘The Hauntrepreneur’
Wednesday, May 18 by

Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.

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1st Clip From ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ Has 0 Transformers
Wednesday, May 18 by

Can Autobots turn into Patrick Dempsey now?

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Michael Bay Places $25K Bounty On Racist Robots
Monday, May 16 by

They will be found. They must be found.

Enjoy hell, asshole.
9 Movies Osama Bin Laden Will Be Watching In Hell
Monday, May 2 by

We couldn’t help but wonder what movies Osama will be forced to watch when Satan isn’t busy pissing glass shards into his eyes.

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New ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Poster Looks… Something
Friday, April 29 by

Various elements have combined to form a poster image for ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’.