‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.
Director: Michael Bay
If this were just a movie about cool robot fights, that would be awesome. That’s not what it is though.
Think you know a lot about ‘Transformers’? Well it’s time to put up or shut up.
Say what you will about Michael Bay, he certainly has a distinctive style.
While the letter’s tone may seem polite and deferential to the untrained eye, those in the know are able to read between the lines.
He’s taken extra steps to explode your mind.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is cool with Bay’s directing style.
We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”
We all knew it was just a matter of time.
Shia explains the Megan Fox/Michael Bay beef and how it’s cool when chicks take their clothes off.
Finally, a ‘Transformers’ video with Transformers in it.
Adjust your calendar that turns into a robot accordingly.
There are no Autobots or Decepticons, but there are Duhamel-borgs.
Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.
Can Autobots turn into Patrick Dempsey now?
They will be found. They must be found.
We couldn’t help but wonder what movies Osama will be forced to watch when Satan isn’t busy pissing glass shards into his eyes.
Various elements have combined to form a poster image for ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’.
Michael Bay doing what he does best: Making giant robots fight while Shia LaBeouf looks on helplessly.
Give peace a chance, robots.
Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.
Bay talks about the craziest action scene he’s ever filmed and why he’ll never work with Shia again.
One unique job in Hollywood is to be a voice-over actor, and a few who got a great gig are the "Transformers" voice actors for the movie released in 2007….
If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots seem to confirm.
It may come as no surprise that Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay have taken an interest in cocaine. The duo are moving forward on the series “Cocaine Cowboys” that they set up at HBO in 2008.
So that explains where the title ‘Dark Of The Moon’ came from.
There are two types of people. Those who were let down by Transformers 2, and those who haven’t seen Transformers 2. Count Michael Bay as the former.
Check out his braided facial hair. Like many of our older bro’s, Sentinel Prime also seems to be a big Phish fan.
Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!